Monkeys Fist

For Parky For MancMag Joint pressie for Wacky & Soccermom For Leazes And for Kevin

Chin minge-tastic

All seven sites now inundated with car headlights and fuckers stumbling about with LED headtorches. Good work National Trust

Vincent van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin comes in and says, " Alright Vinny, fancy a beer" Van Gogh-" No thanks, I've got one 'ere"

BBC News: 'Many Gangs Are Using Pitbulls Rather Than Knives'. Eurgh, how hairy must their toast be?

Not saying this is any way related Kevin. The whole family are wrong uns. Terrible waste of life, 24 man, bloody hell. RIP

This thread

Fuck's sake.. I dont get it I'm not surprised I he's fibbing. Or is it tibbing

The last line

Damn, I knew this would blow my cover.

Capbreton - South of France. He's already walking. For the benefit of Kevin, that's the part of Germany next to Spain. Good news if true Parky.

Money isn't really the issue here. If we got £20 million or £40 million, we'd see fuck all of it. The issue is the fat fucker in charge will sell when it suits him, not do what's best for NUFC.

Happy Birthday Old Chap

Still he'll always be able to tell the players what time it is.

Videos just all multi coloured for me and wont play......What happened next? The elephant jumps 30ft to the left at the last minute. Massive leap

Bad taste thread mate. Oh, go on then.… You know you're too much of a paedophile when your first response when seeing a baby scan is: " I would "

Billy now praying like fuck for Jol!

Wouldn't need to- they'd tear each other to bits trying to get at the kids.

You're missing one last thing Kevin Vital

Btw Billy Maradona! :icon_lol: Sorry mate, but that would be a hoot.

He's adding slowly to a Hurst type mansion complex set in the hills far away from the madenning crowds. He'll be able to widen the doors to get his MASSIVE FUCKING HEAD in now. How nice for him.

Bad taste thread mate. Spacker joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body? Ed