Monkeys Fist

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Can't believe Dekka & Mike haven't come up yet -so, The Toxic Twins.

Far too much hair for me man *burns wig*

Buger mi.

Ahem ahem Tuition fees were introduced by Blair and Labour and their landslide government in 1998. They then went on to increased them by over 200% Read the post, introduced following a Tory commissioned report. Blame shared.

Happy Birthday young'un!

Ginger Kid plays where Ginger Kid is told to play.

Expect a new album by 2017.

It is almost impossible to choose one from Tiote, Barton, and Nolan. All have been vital in different ays. Surprised Jonas didn't make the list mind CT?

N'Dubz

Tuition fees were introduced following the Dearing Report, commissioned by John Major in May 1996. Not really a Labour idea, were they?

Have to admit, Im with Matt on this one. Its twitter you only get 140 chars, to write out Manchester United every time you want to mention them in a game against Chelsea would be a pain in the arse to say the least. Although get him to use ManUre and its the same chars. ManU for simplicity.

The Teeside Method is simple- take your cock out.

Legend has it a not uncommon occurrence.

I will brew and unleash between 15-25 absolutely heinous farts a day, regardless of diet ( add real ale into the mix and I go fucking nuclear). By heinous, I mean ones that melt nasal hair and clear rooms. Have done since I was a teenager. Rather than think of it as an affliction, I use it to amuse myself. I've lost count of the times I've left rancid air pollution on a bus or metro, silently released just before getting off.

Not as amazing as the reek of your piss tomorrow. Fish wrapped in Pig is a classic , mind.

I'll bet you were popular at Scout Camp

string is optional

Love this

re. Quoteathon posts and the 'failed' post ( two or fewer replys), I'm an utter luddite when it comes to the technical stuff you're talking about, but if you gave me some parameters and a specific date period , I'll be happy to search that period and flag any post that fall under the parameters- e.g. I'll search July 2008 for the above mentioned kind of posts, log the post\thread # and send the list to admins to delete or not. If a few other posters were willing to do the same, would that help? I know most of us work, but if we all did a little it would take the burden from admin and maybe help sort the problem?

Go on then.

We rely on football to fill the gaps when there's nowt else on Although my TV viewing at the moment is still 98% Toy Story 1,2 & 3... Me too, with 1% of the remainder being Pingu. Not comlaining tbh.

I'm sure there's a medical term for that, if only there was a doctor around to confirm it