Monkeys Fist

Lucky you, am like fuckin Richard Keys a need a shave 3 times a day. I use the gillette mach 4 with an electric motor thing it's canny like, but shaving is the worst thing about being a bloke. If you could permanently remove your facial hair, would you?

For the wet shavers- with the grain or against? I get a closer shave going against, needs a good soak first though otherwise face knack is certain.

Won't happen- wages.

Good to see Grandad Hipster at #13. My hot tip for on 2011 list.

Corner flags? Nope Ball boys?

Is it Warsaw or somewhere similar

Eurovision Didn't Hapoel Tel Aviv play Chelsea on the CL?

Porto smallest winner. Last urban one, is it feckin Jerusalem or summit daft, as they play in Uefa?

Naples?

Is my edit above anywhere near?

London Paris Berlin Rome Moscow Istanbul …? Smallest winner- Forest? Edit: last area- Athens? Smallest winner - Bucharest?

Cutting wit

Ugly Earnshaw it is. Is it three goals in the same half?

Last erection he'll be getting tbh.

Chilavert?

Who is the only player to score a hat-trick in the Premiership, Championship, League 1, League 2, (or the divisions under their previous names), the League Cup, the FA Cup and for his country? And he's shite.

The O'Neill twins?

Martin O'Neill?

Brooking Bah! Too easy.

What's worse than finding a pube in your soup? The Holocaust.

Fill in the missing gap: 1979: Sunderland 1980: ??? 1981: Villa

Well, he is a bellend though, isn't he. I'd ask what he's said, but I doubt it's worthwhile And welches his bets. Booo

what's your problem with that ? Are you Martin's bum chum btw ? Cringes.

Is the FA trophy one because it includes teams from England and Wales?