Monkeys Fist

And why Shove Ha'penny will never make the Olympics.

Aye you're right Rob. There's never any individual skill in football

King Kong v Rancor would be a close scrap I reckon.

Karl-Heinz Reidler (sp?). One for the barbeque as well.

Trevor Francis first million pound player. Gloibally Maradona went to Napoli in 85 for £3.5m, but in England Cottee, Gazza and Paul Stewart all went for £2m at about the same time, but think Cottee was first by a few weeks. Intersting about Trevor Francis. The actual fee was £999,999.99 as Cloughie didn't want the "first mill player" talk to go to his head. The latter isn't the answer I have. The one I have is a current premier league manager. Justin Fashanu wasn't the first million pound player. Fact. Mark Hughes was only £1.8m Everywhere has Hughes to Barca listed as a £2 million transfer. Whats this about Justin Fashanu? Aye but that's an international transfer. It's still not a player coming in to the league. Maradona was more than £2m, see above for first 2m players in England. Never realised I'd asked for domestic transfers. A lad asked me at graft last week to 'name 3 ex premier league players who's names are connected to barbecues'. I havn't got a clue apart from Patrick Berger. Any others? Andy Cole Paulo Wanchope. Immense work. Wanchope or two? Tbf it's as old as the hills

Trevor Francis first million pound player. Gloibally Maradona went to Napoli in 85 for £3.5m, but in England Cottee, Gazza and Paul Stewart all went for £2m at about the same time, but think Cottee was first by a few weeks. Intersting about Trevor Francis. The actual fee was £999,999.99 as Cloughie didn't want the "first mill player" talk to go to his head. The latter isn't the answer I have. The one I have is a current premier league manager. Justin Fashanu wasn't the first million pound player. Fact. Mark Hughes was only £1.8m Everywhere has Hughes to Barca listed as a £2 million transfer. Whats this about Justin Fashanu? Aye but that's an international transfer. It's still not a player coming in to the league. Maradona was more than £2m, see above for first 2m players in England. Never realised I'd asked for domestic transfers. A lad asked me at graft last week to 'name 3 ex premier league players who's names are connected to barbecues'. I havn't got a clue apart from Patrick Berger. Any others? Andy Cole Paulo Wanchope.

Is it real or knock off?

It is Ereec, aye. He got a hattrick in the charity shield, but not the league to my knowledge. 5-0 against Spuds Aug 25 1992. Admittedly, I googled the above stats, but knew he was the first. Said relative reckons he's the only foreigner to net a hat trick, but that's got to be bollocks?

It's right though. A relative is Man U, keeps banging on about it

Golf is borderline. If they had to carry their own clubs, and run between shots, then fair dos. Darts is as much a sport as Donkey Kong.

When zee seagulls follow zee trawler?

His argument for Westy that he's world number 1....clearly he doesn't know much about Phil Taylor. Aye, both top of their hobbies. Sportsmen though?

Knowing your love of them its got to be the Red mancs. Nar think dwarfs and cocaine. Boca Jnrs It's GOOD, but it's not the one. River Plate?

A golfist taking the piss out of a dartist for not being a sport? Bitter irony?

Knowing your love of them its got to be the Red mancs. Nar think dwarfs and cocaine. Boca Jnrs

This! Be reasonable man Gemmill!

Good spot.

The audience in the second one You can see them thinking " oh no , nenene no no!"

I've made it from scratch once; Since then-

Happy Birthday Pappy

is that "above average"? Get the Volvic

Surprised our other young, up and coming striker isn't in with a shout. Laydeez and Genlmun, I give you;

Take it you made the pastry from scratch? Fucking mentalist!

"Welcome to my Taxi…… no ….wait…… don't run away!"

Also, with our tight arsed owner, we're more likely to end up with Lambert &Butler. Snide of course.