Monkeys Fist

What about his pet snake, Casper?

@Holden McGroin Can just say, it was one potential banana skin too far. Top job though. Fucking Legend.

Oh, are you Dutch? How do you feel about Steve “ Ginger Quiff” McLaren’s risible Dutch/English accent then, Lee?

As I was saying before they rudely interrupted me by scoring, I’m looking at this jaunt in the CL as great experience, for both players and coaching team. If we drop in to the UEFA, or whatever it’s called, so be it. These lads, to a man, can be proud of themselves getting us here, and their fantastic efforts in the matches. May the Sausage be with you, lads.

Calling him Mipey is, you pwopa nonce.

I’ll be honest, considering we shouldn’t be anywhere near the CL yet I’m not… Ahh, fuck, The Eric’s have just scored.

Don’t you find all the Kamagra affects the “bulk” of your stools? Does your mam get you a nice glass of DulcoEase?

Pope injured? Ffs.

I’d imagine @PaddockLad is well beyond the ability to type by now. If he’s not, I want to know why?

If they feel so strongly, I wonder why they didn’t have this banner/protest at the first opportunity available to them, at SJP?

I’ll bet it wasn’t the first take either.

“New Daddy! Finished! Wipe my bum-bum!” ” Sit down you little savage!”

He’s an inspiration

Aye. He’s spacka daft.

Gemma will have him pumped him to bursting point- no devices needed.

PaddockLad by 12 midday today… Less man, more sausage.

Welcome to the board, you cunt.

Look up Terryology in the personal life bit

We should get him to run a nice bath for the injured lads, maybe pop an egg in it.

I certainly am.

Nein!

In the Land of Sausage, there can be only one outcome 5-0. Murphy, BDB, Dubravka hat trick.

Not a Harley, an actual pig.