Monkeys Fist

I’m sure the Kunts will have a beautifully measured response to…that.

Is that Old Minge Pits herself, Nena, introducing Ballsachs in the bottom one?

‘Appen

So, this baby seal walks in to a club…

I was too busy fighting off slappers.

Not a problem for me see below. -Aged 15 at my Dad’s second wedding on the left. -Aged 30 at mine on the right. Yes, that’s a fucking bow tie on the left-I had no say in the matter.

So you’ve just got minging taste in shirts, then?

Are you not a fellow domehead like? Mind, if you’ve got a Weller cut, that explains the shirt …

I went for an interview at a Blacksmiths the other day. He said “ Have you ever shoed a horse?” I said, “ No, but I’ve punched a duck.” Didn’t get the job. I did get a puppy from him though. The second I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

Ten Highland Cattle in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? edit; Oops. It’s Coo Eight.

I still see lads, in their 50s, sporting Weller cuts with the daft bit in front of the ears. Get a fucking grip Grandads, it looked shit back then and it’s even worse now.

It’s where I keep them fresh.

As a Shed Seven mega-fan, I disagree.

Nah, one was in the Mock Turtles, one was a failed Top Gear knob, and the other is Jimmy Savile. I asked Keegan* and he said “ Tell Paddocklad he’s wrong again. “ * I’m sure it was Keegan

Wanks very much. 👍

That’s the badger. Never noticed her head mind Alex. Giddup!

Who was the Aussie actress that was in Neighbours ( I think) and Emmerdale? Blonde, massive jammers.

Mother did the killing, Father did the disposing.

This is almost as confusing as working out which McGann did which role.

Another 5-0. Isak, Botman, Murphy.

We’re bilingual in my gaff- only the one word, but use the Welsh for microwave. “ Popty Ping!”

Programme it to translate everything in to Welsh, and only Welsh.