Monkeys Fist

Do Cameo make a cameo appearance at any point? Word up Nigga

For me , it highlights one important thing. A while ago, to both players and fans, we were a big club. I still think we are. To a pro, we have some ground to make up. Nothing earth shattering there though.

Did we beat the mackems like?

He actually said that? Sounds like a bit of a dick tbh. Glenn Roeder says Glenn Roeder agrees.

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."

Pics one and four are straight off www.operadominatrix.com. Lungs to kill for tbh

Now I feel like an utter c*nt.

The copper was on BBC news tonight, holding up the suspect pizza! As sad as the situation is, I had a giggle. He was absolutely deadpan when he did it too! Aye, deadpan, not feckin deep pan

see things through to the bitter end man ...... Does it get any better like? quitter I'll take the Clinton defence- tried but never inhaled Off to whack a panatela up Mrs. Fist.

I registered over there ages when I logged on here and got" This account has been suspended". Thought I'd been banned so I asked , JawD I think, what the crack was. Turned out Pud had 'spent the the rent' on porn or summat, so the entire board was down. Aaanyway, had a lurk but never posted yet. Why have cotton when you can have silk?

To be fair I've never pretended to be someone I'm not ever. You're the old Stevie with different equalizer settings. Bit less top end imo. Think it must be age. Mac Toon's been a canny addition I think. I'm convinced it's someone I know, perhaps even a pal. The good thing about Mac-Toon and Monkeys Fist when he turned up is that they just hit the dance floor and were straight into the Toontastic groove. Showing us some of the moves that we'd come to know and love down the years, but at the same time throwing the odd twirl and spot of body-popping in that let you know they're their own men and singled them out from the crowd. There was none of those moments where they started trying to do the can-can or get a gay conga going in the middle of a chillout moment. Or worst of all, try to initiate a dance-off with one of the Trent posse. If you'd seen me dance Gemmill you'd know why. Think Joey Deacon on his vinegars. Agree about Mac-Toon - seems a top lad.

Sorry like. Unless it's an Indo/Geordie Trololo he can get to fuck.

see things through to the bitter end man ...... Does it get any better like?

His arms. How does he wipe his arse with those flid stumps? Ffs Nigella, I'll bet you go through the Duracells at a rate of knots.

I made it to 10 seconds.

Yorkshires are like crystal meth for my 3yr old, so for the first time ever, they will be making an appearance. Little junkie beeatch.

I agree, wanker.

Well, it is a Newcastle board I'm surprised no-one's put Jesus C in the retired section, we do so love our Messiahs.

Looking at the way votes are going, can I suggest a closing date is fixed for this particular poll?

Nice touch from a top bloke. Would love to see him back here in the future- " Unfinished business". Merry Christmas Mr. Hughton

They do everything supersize in Texas.

Current; W. Sneijder Past; Cantona. Sublimely brilliant, madder than a bag of otters.

You got my vote Jimbo. I think you should be made Honorary Onanist of the Board.

Parky muttering to himself,"Wish I'd never fecking bothered, Cernts!" Rub in temples Parky-