Monkeys Fist

My 3yr old also got a Hobby Horse, which she christened Melanie, has only been stabled now. In bed, with her.

You too matey Off ignore !

To each and everyone of you pack of twats, Have a very Merry Christmas. May 2011 bring you all happiness in your own way- relationships, work, study,sport , err, what else is there. And Mike and Dekka, do one!

Leeds wasn't it? Did he get a bad toe aswell? Leeds it was. Who did he sign for after Juve? And the toe wasn't what I was after Neither we booked in their careers. Correct

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. It's much worse if you're buying big bags of fertilizer and wearing a wig. A shovel, some rope and a pair of latex gloves always catches the eye. Cable ties, gaffer tape and a balaclava is another one. And stare, silenty and relentlessly , at the lone checkout girl.… Then give her a wink when you get your change from her trembling hand, Mwahahaha!

Unlike toughguymick's Mum.

All the best Kitman, Just putting the wee ones to bed now. Hyper doesnt even begin to describe my 3yr old. Love it

Move the boarder a bit down South. Make Newcastle Scotland. You twats produce footballers like Scotland anyway. The best players LFC has ever seen were Jocks and Geordies you fuck-knuckle. Dalglish, Souness, Kennedy, and remember that bloke Bob Paisley?

This is the only reason I'm not winning tttt. Old School Shall I change it Nicos? Don't worry about it, swings and roundabouts, it seems to have got me one of Stevie's votes at least Nothing against Monkeys fist....but he's the only one in the list I don't have a handle on. I don't really recognise a poster unless I've had an involved back and forth with them in a thread, which I don't think we have....so I'm glad this thread has brought his prominence to my attention. I'll have enjoyed his posts but never linked the consistency to one individual, more to the crowd that is still sizeable to me. I'll keep an eye out for him now. Spine chilling!

Leeds wasn't it? Did he get a bad toe aswell? Leeds it was. Who did he sign for after Juve? And the toe wasn't what I was after

They played there in the eighties as well when Jock Stien died of a heart attack he had in the dugout. Minutes silence ?

you're living proof that some students never grow up aye - but there is picture in wor attic that worries me................................ Alex in danger of pulling a muscle when he clocks this literary reference. Hope he's gone through his usual pre-keyboard warm up.

Which club did John Charles play for before Juventus? And what links him to Gary Lineker.

Didn't Peacock go to Chelsea for very little? Had a thread about it recently.

Taking the Mackem annihilation out of it, 6-0 villa and 3-1 dippers are difficult to separate. Two teams I hate with a passion, utterly pasted. The Villa game was just so unexpected, whereas given the tumultuous week before the Dippers, it was doubly sweet to finally hand those bastards their arses at SJP. But then, why take out the Mackem game? It was what you wait for as a fan.

4 left? Struggling now like. Sir Les? No idea how much we paid for him, but Pav? Darren Peacock

Beresford Pedro Shaka Hislop?

Ruel Fox?

Dear me, this place should have a breathalyser fucntion. I ageer

Did we pay over £1 mil fir Rob Lee? I've got £750,000 in my head for him like?

Shearer Barton Batty Ginola Albert? Tino I'll have think for the rest like.

As usual, Geordies did it first and better. 60 yr old Geordie stroke victim gets Jamaican accent!

I was expecting a dead heat... Polar Bear fur is not White, it's clear.