Monkeys Fist

It was going to happen at some point. Is Shola still injured? I've lost track.

shussssh hes on a roll. I reckon we should drop Enrique and let Ferguson have a go. This club is a disgrace

Enough of him and more than enough of Jonas. 2 games? Do you watch the reserves much?

Played a blinder against Aldershot

Baileys or Taboo?

Have had Mrs. Fist's Mackem work mate and family over this afternoon. Once they'd got over their fear of the electric lighting, all went well until the subject of kids shoes was mentioned, when it emerged their wee one has 6 toes on one foot. I had to make a very hasty exit up to the bathroom, and then chewed on a towel until the laughter died off. Think I got away with it.

The bloke out of Boney M will be sampling no more Brown Girls in the Ring. Deed

The man just sees things others don't.

Then again, he's one of them book readers- dodgy.

At least he's not an Islam though, eh?

Jimbo's table would be wobbling.

Any tips on best deals for a PS3 would be welcome gents

That was you! Car wouldn't of started with you two stumpy fuckers in it. It's one of those Eco-cars. Runs on hot air.

I got in this taxi the other day coming back from a mates house in South Shields The driver started banging on about politics… …"Oh Fuck!"

There just isn't enough quality in the side to take advantage of periods of battering. In a nutshell , I fear though it won't be addressed in the upcoming window- if anything, the opposite will happen.

Cheers mate. All shite aside, I'm absolutely amazed I got even one vote. That isn't false modesty either, I only come on here for a giggle and the odd rant at CT. You , Gemmill, Alex, Holden, Parky, Fish, Wacky to name just a few crack me up on a regular basis. I know it's just a daft tinterweb poll, but I'm genuinely chuffed and humbled to have made folk chuckle. Pressure's on now like you twats! I'll have plagiarised Sickipedia even more than I already do Happy New Year , and thank you, it really has made me ridiculously proud

Mrs. Fist asked for, and got, season 1-3 of Mad Men. January's viewing sorted

Happy 40th mate. Rawk on!

Coyote shag. Mind, when I was in my early twenties, I loved a bit of Filthy Forties. Two baggers, but still

Thank you. Whenever I see Cliffhanger I think of you by the way. I can take compliments but feel embarrassed by them too especially as open a one as these, by posting here it's like I'm milking it but I don't deserve to win this imo Mancmag does this year, but I thought what Gejon said was antagonistic. Merry Christmas to you MF. See all that wine you've had, I've had about a bottle today but drinking really slowly and a few beers, but see wine it's the hardest thing to drink only thing that makes me black out. I went to a christmas do about 10-12 years ago, had three bottles there was at that hotel in the central station, my last memory was 11pm telling my boss I loved her, till 8am the next day and I woke up next to some total stinker who I'd never met before in my life. I restrict mesel to two bottles max these days. Cliffhanger man Was the stinker your boss, or a last minute lucky dip?

"Chocolates dipped in Jesus Piss"

Stevie man, your running away with this poll. Take the compliment, lots of people, me being one , think you know your stuff, and more importantly, it's so obvious that you care so much about it. ( your football,not how many folk rate you). For all your bluster , you're a top lad. Merry Christmas mate. I'm lashed, but don't let that detract from the sentiment of what I mean

I hope Tiote puts as "innocuous" a challenge on De Jong as his was on Ben Arfa. I say Tiote because he has a chance of getting away with it. What I really want is for Joey to snap the cunt in two in the first 20 seconds of the match. Other than that, I have a sneaky feeling we will whin this 3-2. I have had half a dozen bottles of wine, and am onto my second note of Port now, so tomorrow I may think differently. Doubt it though Hic

Gemmill is obviously in his cups, missing the chance to comment on Toonraider's necklace and Muff. Got some cracking pressies, but, cliché it may be, the best thing about today was watching the sheer joy on my wee one's faces this morning