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Offset by her tatty bush.
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Whilst we’re at it, I wonder if Mrs Tonali has finished her “second album”?
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I mean, we all know how, don’t we?
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I think you’ll find the two runners-up mentioned above were playing low tier teams and only managed 5 goals… between them.
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Mackem monorail. Imagine…
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Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. *no *no *no *lift my arse off the seat
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“The Express was not prepared to comment on Shepherd's imprisonment.”
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Fucking sitters man.
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They missed the ‘g’ off his name, didn’t they?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Klopp, homeless behind SJP, scrounging tab-ends from the bins. “ Sorry!” -
These last few (hundred) pages man, it must be absolutely fucking miserable being a mackem* … … if it was any other club you’d honestly have a bit of sympathy for them, but these are such a rancid pack of slavering cunts that they can stew(art Donald) in it for decades for all I care. * Yes
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Signing of the season: The lad we’re getting in January Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Barnes Biggest surprise: Mad Dog becomes a Buddhist and is zen as fuck in the dugout. Best Young player: Miley Player of the season: Joelinton PL finish: 2nd CL finish: Quarters or Semis Trophies? Sela Cup- done League Cup win, FA Final, (depends on ref being a Scouse or not 😉).
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The Echo’s next editorial. “Pocket Cheese- the Existential Threat to The North East’s Moral Champions”
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Outside of one-off cup ties, I can’t see when these will happen any time soon.
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It’s incredible that it’s taken this long for these fucking window lickers to realise what everyone else could see from day 1. Delewded.
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Since when were Pink Slices a purely mackem thing?
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He’s just showing off that he knows his Dad. 😉