Monkeys Fist

Takes a while for their fans to travel up from the South East.…

We’ve gone so far to the right that a pack of centrists will feel like Che Guevara has strolled in to Downing St. I’ll be happy with a PM that doesn’t make my fucking skin crawl , to start with.

That’s a T-shirt , right there.

Looking at this again, the gap between Big Lad and his disturbed-looking mates can only be one thing. He’s just eaten one of them.

Didn’t young Fender play his first gigs there? I see a fruitless campaign starting up.

I’m guessing they’re her songs- all I know about her is the song I mentioned, her dad’s haircut, and her fondness for whipping her blart out.

The streets of Slough have never looked so mean.

It’s hit him like a wrecking ball.

Apparently the Maggy Bank is closing down. Used to be a decent pub and venue, but I’ve not been in for years.

Who?

Definitely a career for the Boldon Bunter on specialist German sites.

Dunno mate, never heard of him.

For a horrible moment I thought you’d said Ronnie Pickering.

Can some famous fucker hurry up and die please?

He definitely had Pablo Escobar’s number.

“ What shall we take the boys to see this weekend Dear?” ” How about some old boilers in the nip?” ” Perfect!”

20p??? Do you want him to get his ears flicked on his own doorstep? Your gaff must reek of eggs on Nov. 1st.

Well, you know, there was ironing to be done…

I was thinking, “ Who the fuck would go and see the Nolans?”, then I thought “ Did they actually do concerts?” This website answers that. https://www.concertarchives.org/bands/the-nolans#concert-table 1981- 1 Concert 1995- 1 Concert 2009- 22 feckin’ Concerts 2013- 1 Concert. 25 concerts in their career.

Did a bit of star gazing last night and while looking at Orion’s Belt I thought, ” That’s a big waist of space”. Giddup ( that’s a three star joke, right there.)

Good to see him contributing to the Murder and Terrorism Fund. Every little bit helps.

I’m sure the Kunts will have a beautifully measured response to…that.

Is that Old Minge Pits herself, Nena, introducing Ballsachs in the bottom one?

‘Appen