Monkeys Fist

(prepare for destruction btw, he's lurking)

Is it bad that I haven't got a clue who any of them are? Worse , that I haven't a clue who the sponsor is? Is it not the fish 'n' chip people ?? Oh no, after a quick google, it's even better than that… Clicky

I know you're not daft and you'll know yourself when you want to do something like this, but don't be pressured into getting married to any fucker. I honestly think mid-20s is too early to be getting married - you'll both be different people by the time you're 30. Everyone's different like, but I'll be a fortnight shy of my 36th birthday when I get married later this year. Have you met the bride yet?

put some clothes on, Ahab is off the coast of South Shields!

You say that now… Mangina I reckon.

Mystic Bunter in full flight of fancy. Come the revolution, up against the wall.

Decent pins too , you sexy beast Thomas!

Is it bad that I haven't got a clue who any of them are? Worse , that I haven't a clue who the sponsor is?

Steven disapproves of this remark

These uppity colonies should know their place

SNP looking for a Porridge Wog referendum on independence. Rebuild the Wall lads, rebuild!

I really shouldn't read threads like this, it just depresses me. I expect to be on full strength happy pills throughout the summer.

Liv Tyler....

I'm on O2, varies day to day, sometimes dead slow though.

In a nutshell

Nah, just us blokes and our dogs

Ah! sorry, I was on the throne when i read it- mind was elsewhere. I should really have added the word "single" before "woman" in my post, but women and cats in general are an axis of evil.

Whooshed me there Craig- eh?

Poor Clee Toon The loss of our red numbers grates as much as the fuckinaboutery with our Black and White stripes. If Ashley ( or any future owner tbh) wants to win brownie points, giving us a classic strip with red numbers is a no brainer. ( although if the Fat Cunt did it I'd be muttering " fucking wanker, thinks he can buy our affection with a strip?"

Woman+ 1 cat = Alarm Bells. Tread carefully Woman+ Multiple cats = Code Red. Run awaaaay!

I was also going to post Kluivert, but I remember at the time being warned by a mate who lives in Barcelona what a lazy,stroppy bastard he was, so I wasn't really that shocked when it turned out that way. So, Dogleash it is. Given what he took over, and what could have been.

I had one a couple of years ago. Nowt like Toonmarshy, but the worst 24hrs of my life. The pain is indescribable. Yes, I blubbed. I can totally relate to the poor bastard's O.P. on smb, but posting on here is the last thing I'd be doing if I thought one was on it's way. You fuckers are even more merciless than they are.