Monkeys Fist

You cling to that, mate. Cling to it with all your might. im clingin marra... clingin lyk fuck Like a shepherd with Velcro gloves.

You cling to that, mate. Cling to it with all twelve digits.

Good to hear. (it didn't happen) Still be a minutes silence I reckon.

Because she'd be forced to write " Harper Floored by Six Knuckle Sandwich"?

You must be so proud.

Hope it's not true. Fucking cowardly and tragic if it is.

Just noticed he's missing an M from his initials.

Brucesring (licker)

I was thinking , the Stokoeshops deserve their own thread? Aye but make it clear in the OP that we aren't mocking the man, but the abortion of a statue that the mackems erected in his honour. Call it the Inherently Moral Stokoeshop Thread?

I was thinking , the Stokoeshops deserve their own thread?

He has pics of a certain ex-casino manager piping him off Allegedly

Hopefully the fucker is barred from all football grounds for life. Mackems will be claiming it was a Stevenage fan

no Bob Stokoe?

The look of pure moral indignation on that stewards face

Fan ran on to the pitch when they scored. Classy. FA fine for not controlling their muppets? Not holding my breath

Aye... Was it a Morally justified attack?

Kevin fuck off, you annoying little prick. Aye

So Brucie, where's yer song?

fucking hell man.

m.o.t.m candidates so far? Barton for me

Get the fuck in! Full of moral integrity that!

I thought it was a 12:45 KO. Silly. That's a good stat, how've we been doing? ouch!

Probably not as bad as he did when his Dad told him he'd been spat at by NU supporters, by the way! have you read his autobiography? Have you learned nothing from your fellow villagers? I'm from Newcastle therefore I can't read.