Monkeys Fist
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Judge;" And what are your grounds for the divorce Mrs. @Yourservice?" Mrs. @;" It was me or the Stokoeshop, he chose Stokoeshop"
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Next weeks Lottery numbers or GTF.
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Nice to see a step in the right direction for once. Water under the bridge now, but wasn't Hughton keen on getting Carver in? Anyway, welcome back John
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Superhero gets broken nose fighting crime
Monkeys Fist replied to toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk's topic in General Chat
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This, basically. Even last season, us in the Championship,mackems in the PL, we were the top North East club. Always have been.
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Genius
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No such thing as bad taste in my book
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Can I suggest Gold status for this thread?
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So, I was babysitting last week for my sister-in-law's newborn. As she left she said if the bairn woke up that the best way was to rock it back to sleep. And she was right… After only 3 stones off it's head I didn't hear another sound all night.
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Two tramps are standing around bragging about their day. The first tramp says "Today I found £20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!". The second tramp replies: "Oh yeah?my day was way better! I was at the railway yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day" "Did you get a blow job?" "Nah, I couldnt find her head"
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Eeya-pod.
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He also said he bled Black & White, so I wouldn't take Brucie Boy as your Oracle of Truth.
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Class.
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10 points to Fish!
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Are we talking male wildfowl here? Looks dodgy to me How did you know I was eating my lunch? Mens dicks look like they have been stuck on as an after thought. Which is about right. I agree, but for balance I'd also state that certain ladies nether parts can resemble an explosion in a kebab factory. Pah like you would turn it down if it was offered to you! I don't wait for offers, I use my 100% Guaranteed Chat Up Kit
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Are we talking male wildfowl here? Looks dodgy to me How did you know I was eating my lunch? Mens dicks look like they have been stuck on as an after thought. Which is about right. I agree, but for balance I'd also state that certain ladies nether parts can resemble an explosion in a kebab factory.
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TWENTY FOUR MILLION, if Brewcie has that to spend then I think it's a great deal for Sunderland. Can't see the knuckle draggers viewing it that way though.
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Bad week for the unwashed.
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Blokes with moobs- shifty fuckers.
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Are we talking male wildfowl here? Looks dodgy to me
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For that matter, can you trust women with cocks?