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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist

    Hello

    nekkid? Aye, rule 3:2
  2. don't ask Fist. I'll offer. Whaaat?
  3. I think thats breaking forum rules that. Fuck off do you!
  4. My first ever shop attempt , so go easy lads
  5. Derby County. Now back out on the rob you skank.
  6. Martin McFadden (sp) the mackem Syeve Wraith, has just been on Look North bitching about Bent. I'll let you guess what was in the background, but I laughed out loud.
  7. Can I shag your arse? Manc-Mag's tastes of rust.
  8. Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work? Sounds like one of those cryptic ones: I have a mouth but I do not speak I have a bed but I do not sleep What am I? Mute Insomniacs Anonymous' next client.
  9. Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work? pedantic bastard Who's me Daddy?
  10. The 4 month deal does, to me,raise the question of who made the appointment. Pardew is saying that Carver is an unknown entity to him. Why would he choose an assistant he's unsure of, unless it wasn't up to him?
  11. Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work?
  12. Is that you Douggy? Any offers on at Wetherspoons?
  13. Monkeys Fist

    Cars

    In case folk like Jimbo were previous owners of second hand cars; imagine all the dried up spunk on the steering wheel. EDIT: just been on to Jan's profile to see if it was a female Jan, or some 'Yan' bloke. I need to know these things So, Jan.....tell me a bit about yourself
  14. CT drives his Taxi of Righteousness around South Shields, if you ever got in his he'd be up your stinkpipe before you could blink.
  15. Rabit, if you ever get a taxi in South Shields, I'd keep your belt well fastened.
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