Monkeys Fist

“ And that, kids, is how I met your mother…”

Belting news that mate 👍

Aye, I’ve had them.

Wandering round Mary King’s Close… ” Dio mio! Issa like finding da toilette ina Wetherspons! “

I’m not reading anything written by Stevie

Last time I was there the Big Issue sellers were donating money to the shoppers.

The stadium itself hasn’t changed much, other than having the foul stench of Ashley removed, but the Gallowgate area around it is very different to what it was in 2003. If you like a bit of beer, Ouseburn has the same old stalwarts and a few new bars/taprooms too. The Fish Quay is a bit better served with eateries and drinkeries than it was too. I’d have recommended Riley’s Fish Shack on the beach at King Edwards Bay but I don’t know if it’s open in winter? There’s a place at the Tynemouth end of Longsands which probably wasn’t there either, The View, but I’ve no idea if it’s any good? The city centre is as it was, but there’s loads of new places to eat and drink- The Grainger Market is a great place to go for a lunch if your in during the day. There’s an Outdoor Sofa in Boldon too, which is on the list of Worlds Most Minging Places, worth avoiding.

Drives through Pennywell… ” And they call us savages?”

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman invited to visit UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66531007

Set the standard pretty consistently for years for talk shows- his interviews with Billy Connolly and Ali were stand-outs, and Meg Ryan for the opposite reasons They’ve started a GoFundMe to build a statue in his hometown. Raised £2:50 so far, which is fantastic for t’Yorkshire.

The state of those pens- where’s the order and tidiness?

Ponce Rugby, I believe it’s called.

Might?

I’d have thought he’d call it Wapumzel.

“ The latest figures show mental health amongst men aged 18-70 on wearside has deteriorated at an alarming rate . “Get on the blower to Comrade Bin Salaman, a couple of friendlies should finish them off.” “ What’s his WhatsApp again?”

The bloke has obviously succumbed to wheymentia after years of inhaling pocket cheese fewms. Same thing took our sweet prince, essembee.

Tommy Wright!

Fwow down your hairng!

You missed a few ‘a’s so I fixed it

Pumpkins are very orange- you’re safe.

What’s to work out like?

I beg your pardon?

Not the song we want to adopt like

“ Cos'è questa "Colazione per Tutto il Giorno di Spoons, Sandro"? "Aiuta con il secondo album* amore mio" * see above