Monkeys Fist

It's amazing how someone so gorgeous can come from a fatha like this. Takes after her Mam

Although I say so myself, and I do say so myself, I'm pretty damned neat at decorating. Should have come to me for advice kidda. However, it's not too late to give you this advice: stop using the term 'drops'. It's not clever, and it makes you sound gay Duly noted. Enjoy your afternoon "dream" Throw Christina into the mix and that's my wallpaper paste sorted.

Cheeky young whippersnapper. Nigella mind, Shes a borderline bloater now like, needs to lay off the sexycakes. Christina Hendricks in Mad Men is a curvy goddess.

Finally packed in at 12.30 last night.2 drops left to do Having dried overnight it actually looks ok. Next time- get_a_little_man_in.com

agreed Bookmarked

Starskee-ah and Crutch.

x5

FECKING BASTARDING PATTERNED WALLPAPERS! WHICH TWAT CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA! ON A TWATTING ARSEHOLE CHIMNEY BREAST… AAAARGH!!!!

It's like a gut punch when it comes out of the blue. My sympathies mate.

Feet.

I can see my neighbours garden.

Aye, me too. The definition of discretion me.

I can totally picture Fish calling someone a rapscallion.

She reminds me of those mackems camping out in the other thread.

Nee Cheryl? Pah!

Not even remotely attractive. Mind, it is a strong argument for 3D tv.

How does she stand up?

By the looks of things, I'm getting a picture, a bloody big one to cover it. At least it wasn't Cock and Drops.

What, you mean you don't? I wear a wig. It's the Final Countdooooowwnn!

She's even less happy this morning, the faint outline of said C&B can be made out, looming above the dining table. Another coat should get it

What, you mean you don't?

Rob's seething his thread has turned in the "Fish got bummed" thread. 6 points to everyone.

I am cacking my ample pants. Will it be the Gay Death? No violence, just have my taste in clothing criticised until I die of shame.

So, before you went on holiday with the new guy, did you meet up first for a drink and that to see how you'd get on? You know, a date.

Fish is clearly in need of this. Lotion, ffs