Monkeys Fist

I like the pizzas and the film mate Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...

Barbara Dixon, Royston Vasey's cabbie. "I'm a martyr to my monthlies. I woke up this morning and my bed was like a butchers slab"

They Sikh him here, they Sikh him there… CT, the scarlet pimp.

Toughguy, remind me, you're a big fan of Goodfellas aren't you?

While reaching for his tarpaulin and lucky shovel? "Warm the "Love Van" up, I'm going out for a bit!" Is more likely Honestly, if you were to guess which of the contributors were going to show up on the News as a suspect in a serial killer case... I mean, obviously Parky would be the guy who thinks he's a reincarnated messiah type living within a commune who all swear to a suicide pact, but CT would be the hammer-killer of Boldon. From the FBI http://www.uplink.com.au/lawlibrary/Documents/Docs/Doc5.html Didn't you move house recently CT? You bald honky.

Those babys are staring right at me, an dey biiig!

Nurse!!

I'm truly shocked. He wears a tie?

Fuck me , he's begging you CT. You little slut Kevin.

He can only get it up once a night man Stevie.

And you swallow? CT now breaking the sound barrier

No, just available.

Missed it. Re-post please Fatty

It is the internet after all.......I wouldnt laugh Posted from his iPhone, whilst hammering it to Stranraer to catch the late ferry.

When I was involved, Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies.

Toughguy, Go home and get your fucking shine box.

While reaching for his tarpaulin and lucky shovel? "Warm the van up Love, I'm going out for a bit!"

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

He can't take his eyes from your innocent young dish man!

I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man! They are wooly back trainers I like dispair, I really do I like dis pair too Last time I wore them some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

Dave never had me on the block. Skid Mark but i am improving, quite a bit actually. im no longer than 3 inches. Whatever you say Kevininho

Borderline Boiler thread? Stokoeshop.

Angelic.

Ungrateful Twat. Say you want to see something new, I oblige, and suddenly you're a fashionista? You know Toughguy, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man!