Monkeys Fist

I'm going for a lie down- agreeing with CT has made my monkey glands flare up. He's right though. Parky- SuperDad, is the way to win.

Happy Monkey. Just landed a very good contract, which is great as a stand alone contract, but it has serious potential for doubling our signed up graft. Very happy Monkey.

Needs that scarf tucking in mind.

No Leazes, I was pointing out what a hateful tit you are, but I really needn't have bothered. You do a marvellous job of it with every post you make.

Thats why Parky Snr is so important. He has to anticipate and outdo anything the enemy might come up with. Must say your advice was spot on. Aye, Panama Hats off to CT. Sound advice.

Already booked for next years "I'm a desperate has-been, get me a booking"

what makes you think I like those places Serious comment, chance to redeem yourself btw Oh , the bitter irony You're an embarrassment Leazes. You truly are.

Clare Balding and Gabby Logan.

Knew it was only a matter of time before that one turned up. Leazes never has been able to cope with the idea that some people on here actually like each other. ah, depends what you mean by "like", we know what it means to you A smilie doesn't that comment right Out of order.

It sounds obvious, but they need to be totally confident of navigating and moving over steep ground on the dark. They'll be doing at least one of the three out of daylight hours. eg. Starting Ben Nevis just after midnight, Scafell in daylight, Snowdon start in the evening, descending in the dark.

He doesn't watch the reserves, or Brighton H.A. but would man rape Lua Lua.

Aaand… here it comes… …I'd have one-eye on her, Ithangew

There is a difference between sexism and innuendo surely? I think we are all going to turn into politically correct mutes. You can't say that man Tom! Vocally challenged ffs

Knew it was only a matter of time before that one turned up. Leazes never has been able to cope with the idea that some people on here actually like each other. An alien concept to the hate-filled tedious old goat.

Aye, and it was just one day away from retirement. Just keep predicting ffs if you feel strongly about it. sorry like, but have you contributed your 3 predictions yet ? Just wondering who exactly is ruining this thread.... For clarity You and Skidmark. well, take a closer look at the posts your chum manc-mag has made, he still hasn't contributed to the title of the thread yet. Whats the problem with you ? Do you always feel your chums need some sort of moral support ? How fucking embarrassing. Skidmark and Manc may have dangled the hook, but you took the bait and filled 2 pages with it. A bloke your age, you'd think you'd know better.

Are you bong eyed? Fucking hell Fish

Who widescreen was invented for.

My opinion of Gray was subterranean , and has been for over a decade. All this is just flies around the steaming pile he is. Still funny as fuck.

Aye, and it was just one day away from retirement. Just keep predicting ffs if you feel strongly about it. sorry like, but have you contributed your 3 predictions yet ? Just wondering who exactly is ruining this thread.... For clarity You and Skidmark.

Honestly, the pair of you, no one cares. Mills Lane.

All the ladies love seamen?

Excellent, as ever

"Oh Dear" ™ ™Andy Gray 1996

Predictably spilled over into the predictions thread aye, but I'm always fucking right. Right ? Wing?

I thought it was the opposite?