Monkeys Fist

She wants to support her beloved jugs first.

Why are they asking for this? Would presentations be a normal part of your job? If not, gtf.

It’d probably have stuck to me if I’d stepped inside his gaff- fucking minger.

Which agency is it you’re seeing, if you don’t mind me asking mate. Some are very good, some aren’t.

Zoom in to the back right and you can see Spaniel’s mam getting buckled by a young Brokendoll.

Michelin stars originated as a way to sell more car tyres- if people were told the food in some gaff miles away was worth a trip, they’d wear through their tyres quicker, leading to more sales for Michelin. True story, bludz

“ How about it, petal?”

In a nutshell. He bombarded Ant, at home and work, with so many repeated requests that it began to do his nut in. Absolute whopper. edit; Ant’s response to his initial request was that since Quiff used a username and email with no reference to his actual name, he would have to prove who he was before Ant could release any GDPR details because… well, GDPR

Targett probably did his hamstring at home, tripping over a pile of pizza boxes in the hall.

Are you mistaking this boards leading thread-starter with Jonah Gloom?

Is that Spaniel Lug’s granny at the back?

What does it say?

Took the laddie climbing at The Valley in Ouseburn. Fucking hell.

Fuck me. When did Chris Rea turn in to Willie Nelson?

With an egg in it?

Considering how often it happened under Fatty and Penfold, you’d think we’d be used to losing, but this fucking sucks.

Good memory there Queef. I don’t recall Alex stating his profession in the last year or so…

QYP

Hall I think

… not me.

“ Right lads, let’s offer them a Final solution…” Sounds right up your straße.

Ah, whatever happened to Deano?