Monkeys Fist

Aye, unless you believe this happened in 7 or so minutes

Jan 17 Just another in the long string of lies. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/te...assurances.html

Fuck off Alan, you're doing yourself no favours.

reality dawns

I genuinely believe the bid for N'Zogbia was pissed high jinks with half an hour of the window to go. It would be hilarious if it wasn't for the suspicion that you're bang on.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if the shutters come down re. Press and media interviews from Pardew.

What, NUFC, lie? Scandal. That's not beyond the realms of possibility...but surely Carroll would deny it and refuse personal terms. Naive to think both clubs, the player and his agent are less than happy. Also naive of the club to think a transfer request will keep fans off their back (I think it was to save money more than anything for them) and Naive of Carroll to think a few texts will keep the fans sweet with his decision. I forgive a transfer request from Shay Given. A loyal servent who watched the club get destroyed from within. I can't forgive Carroll who's been treated very well in personal and professional life and has only seen improvement in our league position. See Gemmill's timeline regarding the transfer request/bid acceptance. I'm not going to hammer a kid for being manipulated and getting a boner for mega bucks.

Oh aye. Carroll will never leave NUFC either

Honestly lads, are we really having a go at a young lad , not massively blessed with Phd grey matter, for taking an unbelievably tempting carrot that was dangled in front of him. If he celebrates, or kisses the badge, when he scores against us then by all means crucify him, but this?

10% commission is a fair price methinks

Zamblera.… Anyone know how he's doing- is he still ours? Young striker, on loan at Roma, isn't he?

What, NUFC, lie? Scandal.

"I'll give you a million pounds if Newcastle don't sign a striker"

Aye If presented with financial security for life, who on here would knock it back? You been at my webcam?

Nailed. Absolutely nailed. I bear no ill feeling to Carroll at all. He did what any of us would have done, if offered financial security for life. Llaurel and Lardy though…

I still believe the decision to sell was made weeks ago, a deal with Spurs all but signed then Liverpool came in and started waving their dole money about which couldnt be ignored. The whole "injury" and swedish specialist crap stank to high heaven. Easy to say with hindsight, but still.

http://www.teamtalk.com/premier-league/665...fair-play-rules

Shame, but NUST. Must be gutting to the likes of Pud, Tom_Nufc etc who actively participated in it's setting up.

Now is not the time to be reasoned and sensible Robert. Now is the time to burn lard effigies and send shit parcels.

Tidied

Call me a cynic, but Fat Cunt we simply use it as an excuse to invest even less in the team. (how do you invest less than fuck all , btw?)

Aye. Bollocks. Mind, if Pardew had any principles… … but that is the last thing we need right now (Kinnear)..

Whooa! Got myself in a bit of a flap there. Err

I felt a right tit posting it.

He's been called up for Nigeria! Got an email ? "Hello dear friend…" 2.1M in the bank account if you help me.