Monkeys Fist

Royale with cheese.

RIP How'd he die?

©Ashley See the Best injured thread.

Legless?

As it's a condemned man's right to pick his last meal,Kev, you choose.

"Good job all round" Something I guarantee you nobody has ever said in turn to Decca. Dekka-" We look forward to using you again" Oh , so do we Derek, so do we

Me too Kevin, me too. Big mac meal please.

Za za!

Read the comments on here Clicky "I don't normally take any notice of my husband…" Hen-pecked Dekka!

Wasn't it Gravesen that did Bernard? Horrible cernt Could well have been. I just remember a squat bald bastard stamping on Bernard's thigh... You're right Couldve been me. Or you for that matter

I noticed his rough Mrs and her Del Boy coat The poodle between Pimp Daddy and Chemical Dekka? Same boiler? I like how the grey haired, bearded guy is wisely covering his gaze so as not to look upon this gorgon. Look at her hands - she's just glassed him, I reckon.

I noticed his rough Mrs and her Del Boy coat The poodle between Pimp Daddy and Chemical Dekka? Same boiler?

Funny thing is, I do know what he looks like. PMs of facebook profile pics are great

Followed through on a fart I reckon

If any Geordie walks into Maccy Ds on Kevin's shift in the next month or so, his arse is going to go bang!

Wasn't it Gravesen that did Bernard? Horrible cernt

Classy! (Good job she takes after her mam, mind).

Shame I can see your IP address, eh? Besides you're evidently a Mackem and a pathetic one at that so it suits you down to the ground I am Jack. I see you are still having no luck catching me. FYP

Kevin backpeddling like fuck in case I go all "Leazes" on him. Worth bearing in mind though Kev, I know where you work, when you work there, and what you look like. Pwopa

My daughter is 3 years old. Shall I squeal on about you being a paedophile? Piss poor comeback that Kevin. Must do better.

To be fair to Dekka, if that was parked next to me I'd take my glasses off too.

Is it as effective as Clearasil?

Stoke-ing fires of Rivalry? Stokoe-ing, more like. As Loyalmagpie's been outed as Unclean, time for a name change I'd say. Any ideas? "Sex with my sister" "Queerside Jack" We have a winner.... done! love the new name especially since i've already stated i'm not from wearside and don't even live in the north east so nice one How can we believe you, it could be another hoax.

Bad Board Daddy! *cough, avatar, cough*