Monkeys Fist

Hips, lips, titties and ass!

What are the typical traits for each sign? *are Cancerians typically rampant sex machines?*

Has a quick peek at SMB to see how the Central Station lads got on today- they all plead guilty to affray on the condition that they don't get custodials. Far from a good result for them that mind. Whilst there I spied this gem- Obsessed?

She was nee Susan Stranks like Nee chebs.

That farting law How would you prove the provenance of a "silent but violent"? MancMag's advice is called for.

:lol: Excellent

Used to be? Run along burger boy That awkward moment when a middle aged window cleaner tries to bully a 17 year old and nobody laughs / takes him on Almost as awkward as the whining PMs you've been sending me eh Kevin?

I have a reputation to uphold man. Standards have been slipping of late.

I'll take requests Redknapp "hanging out the back of it", please?

FYP

Used to be? Run along burger boy

Chez looks nowt like I'd pictured him

Can you walk ok? Eyes watering at least?

Just shown on Look North, Best was injured by Harper when he "Peoples Elbowed" him after Chiek Tiote's goal. Couldn't fucking make this up

In the right mood…

She looks a bit rough and I don't think the cardie suits her. The girl at the front looks fit though.....

All the best SLP

I have faith that NUST will be vocal and strident on their condemnation. Zaza.

He's put absolutely everything I said in minus the swear words and me having a shite in the pub when we scored the second pen. I thought it would be two paragraphs max, they should give me my own column. Your column would be better than Robbie Savage's, for certain. Top work there Mr. Marshall-Barnes ().

Excellent thread Tom. By coincidence, was at Ma Fist's yesterday, looking thru old ciné films. Some from 1963-4 of the city centre included Old Eldon Square (all 4 sides Georgian terraces), Greys Monument ( as a roundabout) and the Quayside.

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Not injured then?