Monkeys Fist

Gordon Lee, wasn’t ginger but fucking deserves to be.

I have a coppertop kid, and wife- I get a pass.

Doesn’t matter man- they all look the same.

I’m almost 100% sure he didn’t just start but scored as well. Ginger cunt.

Mick Mahoney, Super Ginger, would like a word.

Don’t worry-I always give a cheeky whenever anyone mentions Brian Pinas.

I stand corrected- another ginger midfielder.

Again, could pass as blonde, but, m’lud, I present as evidence of his gingery genes…

Striker wasn’t he?

If we stick a ginger wig on Steve “we don’t do tactics” Bruce as gaffer, it doesn’t matter which position they play as long as there’s 11 devil spawn on the pitch. “ Roll ya sleeves down lads, sun’s out”

Gets sunburn if you turn the light on.

One for the subs bench…

Goalie and Manager solved. ( some might say he’s blonde, but he’s from West Britain - if his baallz at least aren’t covered in ginge I’ll show my arse in Fenwicks Christmas window.).

Mrs. W. “ Wahkikeh, luv… ah we goin’ t’match?” Wykiki -“ ‘Appen” Mrs. W. “ Will Callum be theeere?” Wykiki- “ Appen…” Mrs. W.…

It’s even a Gordon Ramsey doll

The Pewl has an Instagram page of the community wash day each decade. Cleayn!

Wykiki’s Mrs. was dripping like a fucked fridge whenever Wilson appeared, though, so there’s always balance.

Fat lasses are always grateful

Don’t forget the Pewl where they go for their once-a-decade bath.

And his sofa?

“ Right, so the dugout refurb has to be ready for the Scouse game - who did we put in charge of it?” “ Excellent work”.

You might enjoy this mate.

I wonder if it’s crossed his mind that the lads moved tables because of the stench?

This is Eddie Hitler.