Monkeys Fist

Chapel Hat Peg Tastic!

Top notch 2J

Not fatal then. Shame, shame

Can't be arsed with Kevin. Here's a little tit which is much more pleasing

Subtle as a rapist Pardew, subtle.

Do you mean me Kevin? Shall I wait for an answer or just tell you to fuck off now?

Had to google Chyna… All it's missing is a cock! You do La Sotherton a disservice methinks Ant.

She'd eat you alive P.D.

Kelly Sotherton looking fine on BBC right now

Why not get an upgrade? I've got a 3GS with the OS4 and it's top notch.

I wouldn't touch you with Meenzers

Sat watching Wor Jackie with Wor Tony?

Good article that seemed to be starting out in the traditionally wrong-eyed insulting fashion, but finished off being refreshingly complimentary Fantastic stuff The article actually reads like the game it describes. The first half is a battering for all things NUFC from some southern twats, then just when you least expect it, it turns on it's head and you end up with a daft grin on

Abv; No Mates Cunt.

Not sure what to make of this article. I'm sure there's a compliment in it somewhere… Grauniad

Mrs. Kuqi lots like Cheryl Cole with a bit lard on. Smasher!

Hits a shot In row Z Pardew's strapped to the bed Shefki Kuqi Loves his pies He's a blimp Pardew's dressed as The Gimp Shefki Kuqi

That Snickerty Frodo chap is quite handy with Photoshop, the rest (as Sima would put it) are turboshit mind. Six fingers per hand

On Talksport With Stevie Pardew's drinking her pee Shefki Kuqi Not so young Or so light Pardew's eating her shite Dirty Bastard!!!

At halftime ,has a pie Pardew cums in her eye Shefki Kuqi Takes a shot Falls down flat Pardew's raping her rat Shefki Kuqi Takes a pen From the spot Pardew's stretching her bot Shefki Kuqi In the ground With the Lads Pardew's draining his nads Shefki Kuqi

Someones been updating his wiki site ClickyWiki Apologies if it's already been posted

Sees a chance Takes a punt …… And his Mrs. is tucked up in bed with a Mills and Boon and cup of cocoa. Shefki Kuqi

When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi.

Aye, don't be daft Hudson.