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Pardew analysed on the Inbetweeners

Mary Poppins is one of the most enjoyable films. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866628

Idioteque is staying in on the pull http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866544

The one on page 10 is fantastic

Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text.

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?" The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."

Whaaaat?

The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

Piss poor Gallagher Keep up.

You've nicked my line Tooj! Admittedly, rarely heard over the sound of the van door slamming shut.

Deadman, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? …

Dozy Mong.

What do you call an epileptic cowboy? Tex Fitz.

Top idea.

Just remembered- "Yonda lies da castle of my Fadda!"

Natasha McElhone. Giggedee.

Don't worry, they would have sold Kevin baking powder. He still would have been "buzzing" though. Kev thinks coke smells of clean washing

Come on then ladies man, how many women you shagged and how many long term relationships? 3 long term relationships including the wife Don't be dissing the Swordsman of CLS.

Having just endured Mary Poppins with my 3yr old, I was thinking, is there a worse example of a shit accent than Dick Van Dyke's attempt at Cockernee? Keanu Reeves' English accent in Dracula is poor, but nowhere near as bad as the Dykester. Any others?

New signing?

Oh Richard.

Welcome to the rest of the season boys!

Why stop at PMs? (And this from a toontastic liberal!)