Monkeys Fist

re. Fantasy stuff, The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett is top notch. It’s a piss take of Fantasy novels, set on a flat earth, and has various recurring characters, including DEATH and shit wizards, and night watchmen etc. (I tried some of the proper stuff and couldn’t get away with it, either. )

You can’t really blame them for doing so. Their country has been run as an organised crime operation for a couple of decades- the average Russian Joe is shit scared to go against it because of the numerous open windows he could fall out of.

Haram and Cheese toastie?

“ You’re putting Caicedo in GOAL Steve???

What’s it called, he might need something the pass the time when he’s fleeing a wildfire?

You should send Ayatollah a free copy of your book- it’s the decent thing to do.

Fished YP, biatch.

Oof! Mindy.

Putting it blurred in the background is cheating man!

You haven’t listened to it yet, have you?

Twat.

He’s ruthless and blatant like , Wor Vlad.

May something rise up to meet you, to be sure. 👍

surprised you’ve heard of it.

I think, as a collective, Team Sausage should subtly hide sausages in match/club related pics. Here’s my first effort to get the ball rolling 10 points if you can find it.

Team Sausage- we’re back and würst than before.

I’ve just imagined a sitcom of Dutch Schteve McLaren selling discount carpets in Boro, sketched out a few plot lines, and then decided that, mainly due to the main character being utterly bereft of a sense of humour, it was the worst thing on telly that never was on telly. I’m no Bob Mortimer.

Won’t be.

A Shearer patch

If Murphy doesn’t start this game, he should be sent out to “warm up” as close as is possible to their bench, from about 5 minutes in, for the rest of the game. “ Send him nuclear, Jacob”.

They forgot to mention they “ were a moderator for an online football message board”, didn’t you @The Fish?

Gan on Bruno!