Monkeys Fist

I read that as sleeping hobbits initially. Last night I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit. I was Tolkien in my sleep

sunglasses? What sunglasses? Edit; beaten by Ewerk. Dammit!

Reputations could stand or crumble on the outcome

Bore Da… Dydd Gwyl Dewi Hapus. Daffodil (Happy St. David's day, in proper language)

This board is going to the dogs. I've just posted Kate Humble in the Borderline Boilers, and there's blokes arranging to see each others digs in the Belta Minge!

I went to an X-men convention the other day - it was full of trannies.

Borderline boiler? Fuck right off. She has her moments… …but, aye, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.

Humble Pie. Badger oot!

If you don't say "giggedee" at any point during your bed-christening shag , you're not a comedian Fish.

I shagged a hooters girl once. Straights Was she better than average?

Ferk!

Van Morrison on the right?

Google translate - " Bottled it"

Good luck Stevie. Don't call anyone a cunt tomorow

Needs to be added to the smilies list

One thing, wheres the dipstick on these engines???? Just wondering.................................... My big end's just blown

oh alright then......... and the Bullet Bra, designed for her by Howard Hughes ( she refused to wear it).

Mercedes Terrell is her real name.