Monkeys Fist

Happy Monday Morning- stick with it.

You’d hope so, because the alternative is even funnier than the piss take.

Fyp

Her, Hen, Joe and Whale were at least in their early twenties. No way Ma Broon was still having kids 20+ years after she popped them out. The Bairn is obviously Maggie’s after a night out on the Bucky. ( Jocks and Geordies was in the Dandy, posh kids comic ).

Since it’s nearly witching hour, @RobinRobin What does @Howmanheyman look like?

Norman Gunston.… with big hairy feet, obvs.

Not in to Land Whales.

Maggie Broon. Absolute MILF

That’s Gemmill at his Billy Strings gig.

Everton’s lawyers will definitely be taking this approach. Well done Gemmill, you’ve guaranteed their survival yet again.

Terry’d yp

He was never the same after his Dad, Cheick, passed away.

Given their proclivities, it’d just be “Ho”.

I was at the pool earlier and needed a pee. Thought I'll just go up the deep end and do it. But the life guard still caught me. Fucker blew his whistle that loud I nearly fell in.

The King is visiting Scotland on a cold January day and goes into a butcher's. He's perusing the meat counter while the butcher sits on the radiator. "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" he asks. "No sir, I'm just warming my haunds"

Wykiki in the background there- “ Appen I were tekking a brew and this yank CUNT!!! were screaming and mithering ovver t’barms!”

7 in a row now, isn’t it?

Did you work for The Sport in the 90s?

Listened to the first track- “I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a “Rap” Album But This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time“ Not that impressed on first listen. Second track - “ The Slang Word Pussy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?” Better. I’ll have two of whatever he was on when he came up with the track titles.

In a slight break from the Everton love in

My teeth started itching when I saw how he’d spelled neutral.