Monkeys Fist

Now isn't the time for arguing. This will only work if we all Singh the same tune.

Off to the Fist Family secret survival camp.

Ahhh, tarka dal- it's that little bit 'otter.

Peshwari ye on about?

The standard of punnery is really going up paneer lately. Lets try not to let it saag.

I'd paratha not reply to that sammy, I have my dignity

Time for me to (bombay) duck out of the thread? .............Fenugreek

New owner would be bhuna make a difference.

Thought you were off the booze for Lent?

Piledriver! Quality from junior CT that like

In honour of current events, I shall be microwaving some seafood tomorrow. In teriyaki sauce.

It's a thing we can't deny.

Boom boom shake da loom Reactor 3 has blown now.

Ashley man go! Chutney

I'm sure this rumour about this Anil chap went around 6 months ago, or someone Simla.

Does this mean we'll re-sign Jon Dhal Tomasson? Coat… fetched

Probably overrated,as when he burst on the scene it was something different and he had the name and the image to go with the guitar,when you think of the guitarist's now,then what Hendrix did doesn't sound or look as good as it did. Meh, just jealous us Brits made him

might as well knock one out while you eat it too, every second's precious. Wanking; with a chicken thigh. Explain please??? This means nothing to me.

I'm guessing it's rag week chez Mother Nature.

You like Broon Ale and you like vodka and orange? I hope you've got plenty roughage in your diet. Must be like a bunch of old shoes falling out the loft when she has a shite. :icon_lol:

Just returned from mother-in-law's Sunday lunch. Honey roast gammon joint.

Fucking hell man Fish

"Celebrity Public Executions- Grand Finalé , Lenny Henry on the gallows". I'd pay