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Coming soon to select Lancashire towns hoo, fuck off til GA says cunt Acknowledged.

My ex list is weirder than even I would like it to be.

NUFC have displayed all the signs of a club on the brink of meltdown this summer, and Pardew is going to get slaughtered if it all falls apart on the pitch. When ( not if) this happens , I can't wait to hear the spin from our Great Leaders, as to how Pardew is still the man to take us to " the next level". The man's a cunt, said so from day 1 and nowt has changed my mind. Totally agree. I'll never forgive him for being a sly cunt. I exclusively revealed in October he'd be taking over before the West Ham game, we won three in a row and they had to put it on hold, so he'll have been sat there watching us beat the mackems 5-1 knowing Hughton's days were numbered. Fair enough it's a job for him still a cunts trick. Never liked him, will never warm to him no matter how many PR courses he goes on to make himself come across well in press conferences. Coloccini needs to keep his missis away from club functions too that's aal I can say. Got more time for him than the other two buffoons though. He's as much a part of the systematic destruction of our club as the toxic twins. The sooner someone, anyone, buys us and rids us if this vile infestation the better. However, I fear that won't happen before too much damage has been done. I really can't express my hatred of this tit and everything he means to our club on words that work. It's like seeing an ex that you still have a flame for, walking out with Raoul Moat.

NUFC have displayed all the signs of a club on the brink of meltdown this summer, and Pardew is going to get slaughtered if it all falls apart on the pitch. When ( not if) this happens , I can't wait to hear the spin from our Great Leaders, as to how Pardew is still the man to take us to " the next level". The man's a cunt, said so from day 1 and nowt has changed my mind.

It's purely sympathy. Everyone knows what the situation is and how Pardew is being sent out to face a grilling because of his employer's poor decisions. . and his own poor decisions with excepting the job knowing how it was going be, and his poor decisions that got him into the position that he had to take that job. No sympathy for him, untrustworthy twat with no principles perfect to be part of their setup Edit: oops This. I didn't think I could like the bloke less than when he jumped in Chris Hughton's still warm bed, but my distaste for the ignorant weasel has grown over the summer

Granny sat next to CT is rollin a fatty, no?

Doesnt cut the mustard tbh.

Do your customers know ? I've hitch-hiked from Washington services to the South of France. Several times.

I'd say more people have done your Viking slag than pooped off my cliff. Whatever that may proove

Think of the database man!

I wish I was J69.

Lape?

No need. Perfect nip. I have also surfed a Canadian canoe on a rapid wave, by moonlight, stoned and nekkid. Which was nice.

I have taken a shit over the edge of a 1000ft cliff and watched it all the way down. Fascinating.

Happy Birthday chap.

The worst thing was it was her first night of a fortnight holiday. The temptation to make fart noises when she walked past was too much, and by the end she was a bit jumpy to say the least.

Giggling like a bairn now.

A lad I worked with on the Med had a 24 hr bender and ended up pulling a tourist lass. We were just getting up when we saw him dash out of his tent at 7am, running kind of awkwardly and holding his hands away from himself. After a quick visit to the shower block, back he came, ducked back into his tent, then seconds later we hear him shouting at the poor lass " You filthy cow! Look at the mess, get out you skank" ( or words to that effect). That night we quizzed him, he'd woken up, realised he'd shit the bed, saw this lass comatose next to him so rolled her in it and hoyed a bit round her stinker. A quick shower, back in to bed , then woke her up outraged at the mess " she" had made of his bed. Once we'd stopped laughing we all agreed he was an utter twat.

Only you …

Acknowledged.

She told me this months ago CT.

Coming soon to select Lancashire towns