Monkeys Fist

You had to think on the spot, and all you could come up with was "I was lying"? No, really, well done. I'm normally better than that but a job is serious bizzness so i had to set it straight. Such serious bizzness you were skiving , and failing. C'mon now chef…

So are Dennis Wise's eyes, another wrongun. Look what he did to that taxi driver. The eye distance test has never let me down. Or the thin elongated head (John Terry). What has Nicholas Lyndhurst ever done to you? He's played the get out of jail free comedy card so no need for further scrutiny. Only works if he's funny though, dunnit?

Shirley a computer whizz kid like you could've knocked up a fake ticket?

Zsa zsa!

She's about to give him head.

I couldn't give a fuck if he's shit or brilliant - I want Bob Snodgrass!! Class name, Alf Tupperesque

Stevie-grade foresight there mate.

With her chebs, can you blame him?

Ireland needs some "personal" grooming- WTF is that hanging out the top of his keks.

Natalie Reeve was the name of the lass on question iirc.

Zaza

Closest CT'll get to a balanced diet

I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred. Or... Down On The Streets -The Stooges.

Now what I have I told you about using that word!!! And the ref is off!

"Refereeing legend and top media personality "

There's a sudden odour of cheesy chips and blue pop wafting across this thread.

Ireland team been fed Ant's homemade pizza and potaytey bread.

You'd think by now I would've got used to Hughton being dumped and replaced by this cunt. I haven't. It still rankles.

Zaza

Everything the "Club" says is a fucking lie nowadays. Re. Liverpool game, Pardew was on charge but iirc Stone was announced as being in temporary charge earlier that week. Pardew only arrived a couple of days before the dippers http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastl...61634-27814037/ The point made about results gained when he picked "Hughtons team" versus his own is a good one. Get used to this for the next 5 years.

Did they say that? They said saying they wanted a manager with more experience but I can’t recall them explaining why. The suggestion was that Hughton had taken us as far as he could and that Pardew was what was needed. Suggestion, implication, guesswork, rumour and lies - Ashley’s NUFC. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...--play-you.html

Glass half full?