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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Had apple pie after lunch today , with Cornish Clotted Cream and Honeycomb ice cream. Nommity nom.
  2. All part of Life's Great Tapestry Deadaz ! Y know what they say 'mi hovel es su hovel' wot tidied so Daddy's Cock will understand.
  3. I predict Pudding Face will be getting hoyed out of the Diamond in Pontyland again.
  4. Are you calling him a heterosexual?
  5. Want another go? No thanks. The seats had the club crest on.
  6. Wapped in a mythtery!! ( for no good reason, I read your post in Elmer's voice. Hey Ho!)
  7. Monkeys Fist

    :'(

    No pics = gtfo http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=953033 Thread merge.
  8. Shut the door on your way …
  9. He's not to everyone's taste, but this is my candidate.
  10. Alright isn't it? Ive got it on whilst cooking. Ramones on now.
  11. No wonder you had a hernia… all that bending over.
  12. No, they're all at work or monstrously selfish. I had a mini-Northumberland tart, because of your nagging. (A genuine thank you for the advice though, I'm really shit with hospitals and stuff and am reticent to bother nurses and their ilk to ask their advice, especially cos it just sounds moany and pretty pathetic Your shagging a Morpeth Midget? Filthy bugger!
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