Monkeys Fist

Is he wearing guyliner? Looks like it. He's got a paedo's haircut too. As for those names....... I'd put a bet on the following names for the baby: boy Sandal Gharee (i.e. Gary spelt wrong) Brut Chyllee (pronounced Chilli) Lambert-Butler Robbo Tungsten Aargon Perspex (in keeping with local roots) Girl Sherralee Omega (after the cheap cider) Radox Wendylene Tinkerbell Bean Curd in Black bean sauce Nevada Cava And that is discounting the regular chav names like Kai, Wayne, Chantelle etc. There is a kid at my daughter's school called Aragorn. I shit thee not.

If anyone' interested , here's an account in his own words A Crawl Down the Ogre in 1977 In summary ,if you can't be arsed, he snapped his legs at the top, took 6 days to crawl down the mountain, Bonington also broke a rib on the way, and when they got to Base Camp, everyone had fucked off thinking they were dead. Nails

Or… stop feeding them kebabs.

The topic of high rescue has been debated for years in mountaineering circles. For me, it was answered in the seventies. Doug Scott snapped both ankles near the top of a mountain called The Ogre, in the Himalaya. It's smaller than Everest ( obviously) but much harder. He was fucked, but his buddies ( Dougal Haston and Chris Bonington) got him down safely. It's an epic story, I'll see if I can find an online version later when I finish graft.

lad in work was telling me about "green boots" about 6months ago i thought he was full of it till i got back to the office and looked it up. Apparently there's an expedition to bring him back this year If you look at all the bodies closely, you can see bite marks where Bear Grylls had a nibble on the way past, the greedy bugger.

Nice. Love those Japanese rice crackers too. Rice? Crackers? Rice Crackers?… .….dirty bastards Well he is a mackem. Wahey!

Reported.

What the fuck is that on the left? Mackem version of Huffty? Ewar 'ufftayuh.

Nice. Love those Japanese rice crackers too. Rice? Crackers? Rice Crackers?… .….dirty bastards

Whaaaat?

So, he knocks out teeth, is expert at stabbing people, and is Glaswegian. Does he live near Buckfast Abbey

Glaswegian dentist? Painful.

Where I lead, bitches will follow.

In all the other kevin's defences, I am the best Kevin anywhere Hmmmm

This thread has just witnessed the birth of The Alliance of the Witless. Founding members ( and I mean that literally) , well… guess.

Speak for yourself there mate tbh. It would be tainted for me.

*though the straits be broad and narrow. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/ho...icle2550333.ece

Seaman in the nets? Oh cum on now. That was wank. That's open to mass debate.

Seaman in the nets?

A cunt Alan Pardew

Always nice to welcome new faces. Especially our Rangers brethren. Follow Follow and that , eh?

April 22,1993