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  1. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. The thing with travellers they get a bad reputation but 90% of people never come in to contact with them anyway, they have to live somewhere. The moor the merrier as far as I'm concerned. If they came waltzing my way id be looking to dodgem like right house of fun this like I'd join in but I'm shy.
  2. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    Lots of people having trouble with gypos in Liverpool mate. Its the same around the country. Suprised they not in Newcastle yet. I'll post a link to a forum with people having trouble with them. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-gen...2175-gypos.html Ant and Dec , and the Black bloke from Black Eyed Peas scared them off.
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    You try living next to some. You wont sell your fucking house thats for sure. On a serious note, I wasn't aware of moves to 'rehouse' as it were . Are they not keeping them in own communities when doing this? More a dispersed slap-dash affair? Also I would have thought many would be reluctant to take permanent residence as against their very traditions/flybynight ways? (Genuinely interested) http://www.law.cf.ac.uk/tlru/Housing%20Gypsies.pdf I scrolled down to section 6, which talks about housing Peg-wagglers permanently.
  4. Did you wear a Stetson Jimbo, I'd have gone all hissy fit if I couldn't have.
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    These talk with a Irish accent and go around collecting scrap. Also they knock at everyones door asking if their trees need doing. The kids swear and are scruffy and the police are always at their doors. Some fella in the bookmakers leaves next door to some and now he cant sell his house. Still struggling to see the difference. Have they pushed your wall over yet, or is that just a scouse thing?
  6. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. Also a lame 'tarring' and 'fair' lobbed in. . . It needed more work admittedly ! When's that Appleby horse drowning/punching carry on ? You tell me , you pikey shithouse Haha - hey watch yasel - you'll get put down like a horse ! I'm like Toughpunch - i'm that ROCK , i'd knock y out with a miss ! ! Pipe down Rose Lee It was your lot that put the curse on SJP, well, according to Gullit.
  7. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    Doesn't John Bishop have Romany blood?
  8. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. Also a lame 'tarring' and 'fair' lobbed in. . . It needed more work admittedly ! When's that Appleby horse drowning/punching carry on ? You tell me , you pikey shithouse
  9. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    So, Onepunch. You still got that pot on your ankle?
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad.
  11. Monkeys Fist

    Gypos

    How do you distinguish them from your non-gypo scouser then?
  12. I take it back- what's Ricky Hatton doing in the bottom pic?
  13. It's just not really funny mate, no other agenda here.
  14. Anyone else utterly, utterly bored with the Leazes/Asm show? Fuckwits the pair.
  15. Sash Would it be certain South American country beginning with Eeee? Estadio Monumentale , home of Barcelona SC.
  16. You could replicate a sunrise for your housemates by jumping over the fence into the neighbour's garden, ducking down and standing up reeeeeeeally slowly. Might be nice on one of their birthdays or something. The next time Leazes calls Fish "Sunshine", this thread will spring to mind
  17. And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) One bank holiday a couple of years ago I took some Aussie mates up there, it was madness as there were dozens of day trippers AND a cycle race all trying to get through. The top is a serious pinch point and there was an inevitable traffic jam. Literally about twenty cars in each direction from the point, all stuck, and more piling up, surreal up there to be in that situation. A cyclist broke the tension as he struggled past, quoting the old Lilt advert, 'It's totahl gridlock maaaan'. Hats off to him. I couldn't speak at the top, never mind funnies.
  18. He's shacked up in a caravan near Whitby or somewhere Smoggish, gorging himself on pie,cake and kebab meat pizzas. They'll need a low-loader to get him home. Gemmill will be furious.
  19. And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) Odd terminology for sex. The voice of experience. (btw, it's Cumbrian for teabagging).
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