Monkeys Fist

Ince? tbh he's the only one I can think of for I

Berger?

No.... extra holiday but ...meh

Fist Missed

The Car Washing scene in Cool Hand Luke… Oh mama!

For the perfectionists amongst us…

"But she was a sweet girl and I wouldn't knock her."

Edson has the answer .…

"It was the Cheeseburgers wot got him"

Spike Milligan's is class- " I Told You I Was Ill " It is written in Irish gaelic as the diocese wouldn't have it in english- cernts

Looking at your pubes makes you think of Alistair Darling. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

Happy Wednesday Ladies and Perverts May The Farce be with you...deffo NSFW!

It's all that kinetic energy and friction... " Anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand"

You're on fire today mind Jimbo.

Miss March - defies the laws of Gravity! Top work James

Genital herpes and bad breath? You must be a real hit with the ladies. Of all those ailments, the most devasting to a Glaswegian has got to be tennis elbow.

Pics from your telly , or it didn't happen. Preferably ones with the Twins in too

I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. The thing with travellers they get a bad reputation but 90% of people never come in to contact with them anyway, they have to live somewhere. The moor the merrier as far as I'm concerned. If they came waltzing my way id be looking to dodgem like right house of fun this like I'd join in but I'm shy.

Lots of people having trouble with gypos in Liverpool mate. Its the same around the country. Suprised they not in Newcastle yet. I'll post a link to a forum with people having trouble with them. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-gen...2175-gypos.html Ant and Dec , and the Black bloke from Black Eyed Peas scared them off.