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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Tuition fees were introduced following the Dearing Report, commissioned by John Major in May 1996. Not really a Labour idea, were they?
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Have to admit, Im with Matt on this one. Its twitter you only get 140 chars, to write out Manchester United every time you want to mention them in a game against Chelsea would be a pain in the arse to say the least. Although get him to use ManUre and its the same chars. ManU for simplicity.
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The Teeside Method is simple- take your cock out.
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Legend has it a not uncommon occurrence.
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I will brew and unleash between 15-25 absolutely heinous farts a day, regardless of diet ( add real ale into the mix and I go fucking nuclear). By heinous, I mean ones that melt nasal hair and clear rooms. Have done since I was a teenager. Rather than think of it as an affliction, I use it to amuse myself. I've lost count of the times I've left rancid air pollution on a bus or metro, silently released just before getting off.
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Not as amazing as the reek of your piss tomorrow. Fish wrapped in Pig is a classic , mind.
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I'll bet you were popular at Scout Camp
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string is optional
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Love this
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re. Quoteathon posts and the 'failed' post ( two or fewer replys), I'm an utter luddite when it comes to the technical stuff you're talking about, but if you gave me some parameters and a specific date period , I'll be happy to search that period and flag any post that fall under the parameters- e.g. I'll search July 2008 for the above mentioned kind of posts, log the post\thread # and send the list to admins to delete or not. If a few other posters were willing to do the same, would that help? I know most of us work, but if we all did a little it would take the burden from admin and maybe help sort the problem?
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Go on then.
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We rely on football to fill the gaps when there's nowt else on Although my TV viewing at the moment is still 98% Toy Story 1,2 & 3... Me too, with 1% of the remainder being Pingu. Not comlaining tbh.
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I'm sure there's a medical term for that, if only there was a doctor around to confirm it
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She's female. No reason necessary. "Bloody Hell, not football again!" The fact most of my home viewing is on the pc is irrelevant.
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Granted. Moobs out.
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Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Mrs. Fist had a hissy , so no match tonight. And if you're a proper bloke, show us yer moobs.
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Does that mean we'll all soon be shagging nymphs in the woods and stinking of goat? Oh goody
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I was getting 404 server errors for about an hour at tea time.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Perfume - The Story of a Murderer is on BBC2 tonight at 11.20. Set your recorders , worth a watch. I loved the book, and didn't hold much hope of it translating to film, but it's not bad at all. -
Just watched Beady Eye open Jools Later Live. … oh dear Liam.
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Chance to perve over Kate Humble surely? What I was hoping for - some Ging farmer getting sweaty about his lambs instead. So I had a nice cup of cocoa and remembered when this was all fields, you know. They never come to see me.
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When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again
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Top Man Trophyshy. Is it possible his family were too shocked to do anything? I'm trained, need to be in my line of work, I know from past experience too that practise on a nice clean dummy is totally different to sticking the lips on some snot & spit covered victim. You should be proud of yourself mate