Monkeys Fist

I'll bring the cheese and pineapple on sticks. Paaartaaaay!!!

What? No one asked you to. Shh,Besty. Deadman is obviously Mike Neville, dint blow his cover man Oops!

Before it's too late!! Bad shit.

That's Plan A… Plan B is the Gimp mask.

50 in Tyneside according to the ronny http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-...72703-28484554/ Fir Tree Crescent is right on my manor! Fear not , Agent Fist is already planning sabotage. If all else fails , a wanky streak wearing nowt but the Gimp mask will curdle their custard.

I know what your saying pud and its fair enough he's had far too many chances and fucked most of them up but this time we've seen our best player sold for a huge amount of money. Looks likely another one of our players is leaving for a decent figure....this time he has NO excuse if he doesnt reinvest with quality. This really is last chance saloon. Sorry mate but if you think Ashley is going to pull in quality players this summer , you're deluded- seriously deluded. The Fat Man has made it abundantly clear he's not spending any more of "his" money on "our" club. Sell to buy, including wages. Maybe so but we can get SOME quality with what money is available. What, like Shefki? I'm all for a bit of optimism mate, but you're in denial here. If we sign , for example , 5 players in summer ( ) I'll guarantee you 4 of them will be out of contract, free to a good home , shite. Ashley will not sell the club unless he gets £100million + every penny he's "loaned" us. If he can't sell us, and our value drops sufficiently, as it will under his current operating policy, we'll be broken up into saleable chunks and out of existence without a second thought from Wor Mikey.

I know what your saying pud and its fair enough he's had far too many chances and fucked most of them up but this time we've seen our best player sold for a huge amount of money. Looks likely another one of our players is leaving for a decent figure....this time he has NO excuse if he doesnt reinvest with quality. This really is last chance saloon. Sorry mate but if you think Ashley is going to pull in quality players this summer , you're deluded- seriously deluded. The Fat Man has made it abundantly clear he's not spending any more of "his" money on "our" club. Sell to buy, including wages.

Houseboat?

Fucking great film. Also give a western called 'Once Upon A Time In The West' a go: staggeringly good film. Tis. Also staggeringly long mind. 3hrs.

euphemism ? Nah- itchy haemorrhoid. Tell your Da to lay off your arse for a bit Kev. Time to stock up on Listerine.

Would the last person left at NUFC to give a fuck please switch the lights off on the way out.

That's not very positive.

B&Q and the Match. Sortish.

Indeed. RIP.

First time they've missed fences out , I believe. Did they just drag the carcasses off the course before?

This forum has gone well downhill in the last month. I'm not surprised people are leaving. The rot set in last January, around the 3rd.

My three year old picked Midnight Club for me at the bookies- because the silks were "like the Tombliboos Daddy!" Last time I take her advice, the little know-nowt

So, does JCVD smoke the cock or what?

I was bored at work.

Bored of the Rings. Frodo and pals embark on a trek to Mordor to save Middle Earth. Halfway there they get fucked off with it and go home.

Amyl - quirky French waitress sorts people's lives out, then gets her hoop streeeeeeeetched.

Kingdom of Heathen - Leazes stands on the ramparts of ancient Jerusalem , barbecuing pigs and chucking Mohammed Bears in the face of the Muslim hoards.

Tepid- Al Pacino arranges to meet De Niro for coffee … Bob can't make it.