Monkeys Fist

Filled up with filthy whooers this morning.

The replies to that first tweet are giving me a raging boner. I fucking love how much we’re hated

But, the points aren’t a negative number, are they? They are 10 positive points (numbers), which are being deducted from their points total , also a positive number. 14-10 = 4. Lick… Iz.

Excellent stuff gents. Thankee.

I love that we’ve ended up with The Broons and Monty Python as our response to President Ken Doddiola. I reckon we should mount a coup and take over the country- we’ve got an insider with Bridgetits, we’d have the place shipshape and Bristol(s) fashion in no time…

Have you turned in to Yorkshire Michael Jackson? “ Anneh, ist tha reet? Ist tha reet, Anneh? “

“But uh, likesay, now you come to me and you says - 'Donald Corleone, gie me justice.' But you didnae ask with respect. You dinnae offer friendship. You didnae even think to call me Granfaither, ya wee cunt. Instead, you come into my hoose on the day my lassie is to be married, and you ask me to do murrrdah for money. Get tae fuck!” Classic scene.

Looking forward to seeing all the Newton Heath lads getting on the coach to Spurs, all clutching their favourite blankie. Ten Pence will be all over this kind of shite like a dog eating chips.

I heard 16 Czechoslovakians threatened his blob once. Only once.

Have you not had your Christmas card from him yet?

Ffs Gloomy, poor lad. I hope he gets home safely eventually, and is both physically and mentally ok.

Cheeky!

I don’t think the Argentine military is particularly well equipped tbh. When you think about the advances in military tech since 1984- whereas the first we knew about it back then was when South Georgia was taken, they’d be doing well to get out of port without us knowing about it now. As for a land war, if they managed to take the islands again, I don’t think we’d need to be within 50 miles of them to take them back, before a single uk soldier set foot on land.

Dodgy market trader selling black-market “slimming” aids, which turned out to be just AIDS.

How are your cousins/kids getting on? I know one was in the military and one was trying everything to avoid it? I hope they’re all safe and well mate.

Renton’s descent in to Old Gittism continues apace.

To be fair to the Beeb, it’s right there in the first paragraph https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-67479548 I don’t see them holding back on this tbh, they’re letting the evidence speak for itself

“ It’s so good you could leave your sofa outside…” ” No thanks, proper bampish that.”

How does he feel about murderous interior designers?

Honestly, with these fucking incompetents in charge I could see a fleet turning up at the Faroes … “ Right, where’s all these Argies at then?”

Are they Deanos ? I knew there was beef with them and The Kunts, if it’s about that, hats off Kunts!

Oof! Shots fired!