Monkeys Fist

Just completed a medical for Sellafield. Blood pressure and heart A1. Eyesight ok, slight weakness in left eye. Weight- 14 stone exactly ( fully clothed). Nurse was gagging for my Monkey nuts , obviously

I didn't think CT had any shame?

I used to date a bulimic lass- she was gagging for it.

Give over Fist. Bamburgh has fuck all to do. Shields has everything B has and a whole lot more. If stuffing yourself on chips, pop and lard is a good day at the beach, you're probably right. If you like clean air, miles of unspoilt sand, in fact nah… .… if you're on the wind up, fail. If not, pointless arguing.

*onepunchtannedtoughguy now furiously searching t'interweb for whale eggs*

Strephen's going to scote a goat ? Sounds like a good gane.

Piss poor wummery CT. Have another Baileys.

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like. From my experience (a whole two years of living in South Shields), it's actually alright. Quite a lot of shops and had a canny bit of re-generation. Her indoors (who's South Shields born and bread and till she dies) said it used to be rough as fuck. Biddick Hall on the other hand, fucking hell. As I sit under my patio heater and look over my fence. Off across the 1.5 miles of green belt lies Biddick Hall. Thank god for green belt. You live on Byron Avenue then?

Looks excited to be playing.

Phew, that's alright then. If it's in the Sunday Sun, and Rapey's said it, we can all relax. Bastions of truth and integrity both.

CT has clearly never been to Northumberland. But then, Bamburgh castle is in Sunderland according to their World Cup city bid.

A pound to a bag of shite that Leazes won't

Is it CT's missus?

Its nee worse than Scochee to be fair. I've heard a place called "the Nook" is the worst on the mackem side of the water like. From my experience (a whole two years of living in South Shields), it's actually alright. Quite a lot of shops and had a canny bit of re-generation. Her indoors (who's South Shields born and bread and till she dies) said it used to be rough as fuck. Biddick Hall on the other hand, fucking hell. Mrs. Fist works in Albania. She reckons the worst bit is Southwick, but says that Hendon, part of her patch, is akin to Helmand Province too. I must admit my knowledge of S. Shields is limited to my time abusing one of it's residents as mentioned above.

We had a romantic episode Kevin, and shared many special moments. Usually all over her tits.

I used to be "friendly" with a lass from Brockley Whins many moons ago, I'm talking late 1980s. It was dog rough then, used to scare the cack out of me walking through it.

I didn't just mean the pub Stevie. The whole estate is pwopa nawty

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder. Why is biscuit?

Don't forget the Jewel in the Crown Stevie- Brockley Whins , wins.

Eh?

I have a mental image of CT sitting in his back garden, dribbling Special Brew down his chin whilst smearing his face in his own poo, frantically posting his "stream of consciousness" insanity. Meanwhile his Mrs. is on the phone inside, "Hello, Cherry Knowle? Aye, he's gone again".

You mean Pyrite, surely? Pierite for the win

A pissed tit. Edit: Chez wins the fastest fingers competition.

We have a "Gold" section, can I suggest a Pewter one?