Monkeys Fist

6/10 Must do better.

I speak on behalf of all when I say PLEASE shut the fuck up. I speak on behalf of all when I say who the fuck are you? Skidders is back?

Insane!

One you read, tough female child he have, name he not have?

Which one, there's several to choose from

Which one, there's several to choose from?

Yes. Do like little boys?

Which bit , crazy foo' ? The buttocks , crevasse, the Sultan ? Be more specific in your daft insults please.

These fora are filling up with monga.

stop what ? Why don't you stop it Fuckin oddball. U Can't Touch This… because you're a namby pamby right wing freak.

Ahem

Leazes man, just stop it. Are you Hammered?

and the other £15 million ??? So it begins.

no, but where did you get the é [far too much bother I thought] Bloody foreign letters, coming over here, infiltrating our language.... keep your head buried in the sand lad but I will say I told you so when they take over and we are forced to live by foreignletterslamic laws! التثاؤب. كيف مملة. انا مستعد لفعل ابنته على الرغم من

I'm frankly staggered Leazes is openly soliciting drug deals on here. Must be barred from the pub.

Is that where you looked up touché as well Leazes, you namby pamby radge packet?

On a more serious note, Big Suze from Peep Show is now a boner* fide Royal. Married to The Kurgan off Highlander Fred Windsor. Bastard *pun intended

I did not know Tom and CT had bred …

Just got in from a wedding free day in Northumberland. Result!

http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1059116...teless-suv-free

So, to start a day of utter ridiculousness in a proper manner… Who you rather have in your dream NUFC XI , Messi or The Portugese Spunkbubble? ©Polish Nick

Gengis Khan, King of the Mongs.

Blood relative was a miner from Hetton le shit Hole. Aye but wasnt she born in Reading or somewhere? and Durham aint mackemland She wasn't born man JawD, she was the product of a fairy's wing beat on sleeping baby bunny's dreams, brought up by unicorns...... ........Or some shit like that