Monkeys Fist

SNP looking for a Porridge Wog referendum on independence. Rebuild the Wall lads, rebuild!

I really shouldn't read threads like this, it just depresses me. I expect to be on full strength happy pills throughout the summer.

Liv Tyler....

I'm on O2, varies day to day, sometimes dead slow though.

In a nutshell

Nah, just us blokes and our dogs

Ah! sorry, I was on the throne when i read it- mind was elsewhere. I should really have added the word "single" before "woman" in my post, but women and cats in general are an axis of evil.

Whooshed me there Craig- eh?

Poor Clee Toon The loss of our red numbers grates as much as the fuckinaboutery with our Black and White stripes. If Ashley ( or any future owner tbh) wants to win brownie points, giving us a classic strip with red numbers is a no brainer. ( although if the Fat Cunt did it I'd be muttering " fucking wanker, thinks he can buy our affection with a strip?"

Woman+ 1 cat = Alarm Bells. Tread carefully Woman+ Multiple cats = Code Red. Run awaaaay!

I was also going to post Kluivert, but I remember at the time being warned by a mate who lives in Barcelona what a lazy,stroppy bastard he was, so I wasn't really that shocked when it turned out that way. So, Dogleash it is. Given what he took over, and what could have been.

I had one a couple of years ago. Nowt like Toonmarshy, but the worst 24hrs of my life. The pain is indescribable. Yes, I blubbed. I can totally relate to the poor bastard's O.P. on smb, but posting on here is the last thing I'd be doing if I thought one was on it's way. You fuckers are even more merciless than they are.

Nowt wrong with that Mr. Hips.

Slippery character this Curtains fellow mind Leazes- I'm here if you need me. Brothers in Arms and that

Osama's last words

You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries You do know I do it on porpoise don't you. You trying to say I've being whooshed

Tom or wor Mu'ammar?

Stick with it....

Who, me, on drugs? Nah

You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries

Four what CT? Not touching a dipper outside of the box?