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Should Britain introduce AV, or stick with FPTP?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in General Chat
These uppity colonies should know their place -
Should Britain introduce AV, or stick with FPTP?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in General Chat
SNP looking for a Porridge Wog referendum on independence. Rebuild the Wall lads, rebuild! -
The NUFC Summer Search for Strikers Station
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
I really shouldn't read threads like this, it just depresses me. I expect to be on full strength happy pills throughout the summer. -
Liv Tyler....
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I'm on O2, varies day to day, sometimes dead slow though.
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In a nutshell
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Nah, just us blokes and our dogs
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Ah! sorry, I was on the throne when i read it- mind was elsewhere. I should really have added the word "single" before "woman" in my post, but women and cats in general are an axis of evil.
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Whooshed me there Craig- eh?
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Poor Clee Toon The loss of our red numbers grates as much as the fuckinaboutery with our Black and White stripes. If Ashley ( or any future owner tbh) wants to win brownie points, giving us a classic strip with red numbers is a no brainer. ( although if the Fat Cunt did it I'd be muttering " fucking wanker, thinks he can buy our affection with a strip?"
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Woman+ 1 cat = Alarm Bells. Tread carefully Woman+ Multiple cats = Code Red. Run awaaaay!
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I was also going to post Kluivert, but I remember at the time being warned by a mate who lives in Barcelona what a lazy,stroppy bastard he was, so I wasn't really that shocked when it turned out that way. So, Dogleash it is. Given what he took over, and what could have been.
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Lad asks for help while trying to pass a kidney stone on the SMB
Monkeys Fist replied to Lazarus's topic in General Chat
I had one a couple of years ago. Nowt like Toonmarshy, but the worst 24hrs of my life. The pain is indescribable. Yes, I blubbed. I can totally relate to the poor bastard's O.P. on smb, but posting on here is the last thing I'd be doing if I thought one was on it's way. You fuckers are even more merciless than they are. -
Who are the 5 people you would most like to meet
Monkeys Fist replied to LeazesMag's topic in General Chat
Nowt wrong with that Mr. Hips. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Slippery character this Curtains fellow mind Leazes- I'm here if you need me. Brothers in Arms and that -
Osama's last words
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You being here yet? Would love t do something like that. Maybe when I'm older and the Bairns are doing their own thing and the lottery comes in. But seeing far off country's on some lovely (posh) old train sounds like heaven. *countries You do know I do it on porpoise don't you. You trying to say I've being whooshed
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Tom or wor Mu'ammar?
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Should Britain introduce AV, or stick with FPTP?
Monkeys Fist replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in General Chat
Stick with it.... -
Who, me, on drugs? Nah