Monkeys Fist

I have this pinned above the kitchen sink, for Mrs. Fist's easy reference. No.5 &7 in Demerits

If, at any time , one or more members of the band have assumed either of these stances… … it's Metal.

Any discussion of gash 80s metal is incomplete with Barnsley's finest.

The drummer felt the same way I heard.

Reminds me of that pundit bloke, Jamies whossisname…

That hit my laugh gland. But that one is Farrrrrr away

That hit my laugh gland.

Brilliant.

It's amazing how someone so gorgeous can come from a fatha like this. Takes after her Mam

Although I say so myself, and I do say so myself, I'm pretty damned neat at decorating. Should have come to me for advice kidda. However, it's not too late to give you this advice: stop using the term 'drops'. It's not clever, and it makes you sound gay Duly noted. Enjoy your afternoon "dream" Throw Christina into the mix and that's my wallpaper paste sorted.

Cheeky young whippersnapper. Nigella mind, Shes a borderline bloater now like, needs to lay off the sexycakes. Christina Hendricks in Mad Men is a curvy goddess.

Finally packed in at 12.30 last night.2 drops left to do Having dried overnight it actually looks ok. Next time- get_a_little_man_in.com

agreed Bookmarked

Starskee-ah and Crutch.

x5

FECKING BASTARDING PATTERNED WALLPAPERS! WHICH TWAT CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA! ON A TWATTING ARSEHOLE CHIMNEY BREAST… AAAARGH!!!!

It's like a gut punch when it comes out of the blue. My sympathies mate.

Feet.

I can see my neighbours garden.

Aye, me too. The definition of discretion me.

I can totally picture Fish calling someone a rapscallion.

She reminds me of those mackems camping out in the other thread.

Nee Cheryl? Pah!

Not even remotely attractive. Mind, it is a strong argument for 3D tv.

How does she stand up?