Monkeys Fist

Leazes is proper crazy like.

Tusday can't come enough speed. Keep voting!

Results not exactly great for us at the moment. Still safe Alan?

Don't do it Dadoon! Somebody cares Think of the children

It will simply make the Stoke fans extremely happy, and nowadays it's so rare that domestic trophies make the fans of the team that wins them, really happy. It's just a fact. Do you like felching? :lol: :D

Turns out the Bulgarian is deaf. His lass sent him out for sliced bread. I know. Sorry

I'm a bit constipated but… … I couldn't give a shit.

My Mrs. hates me calling her that too, but it is the only way to get her attention in a crowded supermarket.

Proud to be a Toony Cockney Child- " Gor Blimey, What's that geezer so happy about Daddy? Apples and Pears , Love a Duck. " Cockney Dad-" Knees up Mother Brown.His club haven't paid more than £20 grand wages a week to anyone, won nowt finished 10th. That's why he's happy. He's a Toony son. Jellied Eels,My old man's a dustman. "

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I introduce Boldon's latest Boy Band- The 'Uman Beens ™ TSY/MF productions

A swift google , seems Gwyny knows the entire lyrics to Straight Outta Compton. Muthafucka!

It's what comes from having both plug and socket.

No idea mate- Graham Norton, I was stabbing my eyes at the time

I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not.

Jesus

Jimbo's Telly has the final word on these things.

NOOOOO Aw Ant I'd be seriously gutted. Whats up? With the tickets literally couldn't give one of them away, people with other commitments etc so just can't make it, couldn't be arsed heading down on my own so just thought fck it sold them on at the start of the week, bit of a bollocks really seeing as it's my bday weekend lol. Holiday clashes with some work stuff it would seem and it's too much hassle to get out of, going go visit my mate in cardiff at the start of July instead. I think Kevin is free that night. He does freebies?? Little fucker always charges me

Larry

Kelly Bundy eh? You dirty dog

See point 1, Merits.

Wouldn't complain tbh.

Maka Spaka and Wheysey Keysey

Saxon were OK, they were nee Magnum mind Whilst I would also rather chew Chez's arm off than go to a Def Leppard gig, I'd rather go to a Def Leppard gig than a Saxon one.