Monkeys Fist

Can't even claim Haggis, it's variously Lancastrian, French, Roman or Greek. Wikiclicky (I know, Wikipedia, but anything that winds up the PWs has to be true )

Blatant Lezza you like. * cue snakey going into convulsions. *

I just noticed the day you signed up. Are you a terrorist sympathiser? I am Bin Laden.

Do you mean facially Cath? Where's her face?

Been there Catmag. Sharp left hook in response and they don't do it again. Aaaaaanyway… Ay Caramba!

And the boiler's evils

This be them thar melons.

Blonde? Saw it last week and there was a tastic lass presenting. The regular boiler was giving her evils.

Whip em out of the lardy heifers sharpish, then grow them in lo-fat baby soup, Matrix stylee.

The thing is Rob, Venables has received different treatment upon release than other murderers. My brothers murderer will be released around 2027, having served his time. Fair enough. However, unlike Venables, he will have murder on his record, which any employer, landlord,etc will have to be informed of. This cannot be the case for Venables ( or Thompson). Their identity would be blown , so in effect, his record was wiped clean. He has been given more of a 2nd chance than a "normal" killer. He has fucked that chance up. His mate Thompson (Im assuming)hasn't, so some credit to him for that. Venables can get to fuck though.

I'm in no Doctor ( or ninjutsu master ) but is this not treating the symptom instead of the cause. In layman's terms " Eat less , fat bint"

Spoken like a fellow fatist.

Tell you what , if Normal Dave came out with the thread title as the Official Response he'd gain a few kudos points.

Let's not lose our heads over this… … damn wrong thread. Er, fucking Bulgarian Irish Muslim Sports Direct wearing cernts.

Good job my vessel is full of seamen, climb aboard shipmate. Ready about, Jibe Ho!

choppy waters out there skipper Choppy on the Briney, theres 20m waves of immigrants. Sand in the Vaseline- it's a rough passage! Arrrr!

Ship Ahoy!

The things you say. You're unbelievable. Purple prose Alex

City Quadrant. Opposite Life Centre. No ropes today, that's next month. Barrow is going to be shitty. Replacing insulation on the ropes inside a power station. Nasty.

Day one of a very good new contract in the City Centre. Yaaaay! Followed by 4 days subby work in Barrow in Furness. Boooo! Barrow is Cumbria's winnit.

We've all suspected this for some time. Go back Leazes, freedom isn't working for you. are you back in sticking up for your pals mode again - do they need your moral support Back in your box you crazy radge.

We've all suspected this for some time. Go back Leazes, freedom isn't working for you.

Cheers Bunter. Any more?

Didn't George Robledo have a brother who played for us? Just wondering when the last time brothers turned out for us? Edit; Robledo Brothers played in the 52 final, decent article about them here http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/footbal...ys-1094964.html

Strong supporter of UVF/LVF. He wore a black armband in 'honour' of Billy Wright in an Old Firm game a few days after his murder. He was probably in two minds about whether he should or not though.