Monkeys Fist

I'll be in the Smith/J69 camp for lunchtime drinks man Stevie. Quite apart from falling off, the last thing you need when trussed up in a harness is pints of ale sloshing round the bladder regions.

If he was a 15 yr old kid, then aye, I'd be a cowardly knacker Dr K. But he's not is he? He's a 42 yr old father of 4, it's his turn in the stocks, I'm chucking some rotten cabbage. Childish.? Probably Cowardly? Nah.

Cheeky lunchtime beer at the Birds Nest on Deptford Church Street then, cracking little pub. Problem solved. Could be a winner

He's only let out of the attic once a year

Copyright Mark & Lard 1996 I've only just got that now :D

Who am I being sycophantic towards old chap? Hmmm?

. . wh'woah. . woah . . wWoah. had on Chrimbo. . y said ya jola was knackered, plus you're on the turbo shandies - so i put it to you that this is a form of a lie too ? y'd be made t walk the plank for that . . . .if it wasn't for the fact y'd probably fuckin snap it .

:D ..........It's coming

Slow Down there Mr.Humble,

Nice try Thomas, but Im sitting here pissing myself .......can you smell it? might treat myself to a nice shampoo and conditioner, then a good vacuum of the rugs fyp Buntress

Pub night innit- never cross a woman full of gin

Can I suggest " Chernobyl" be added to the list

Or Jimmy Hoffa, who also had a run in with nasty teamsters

Can I suggest Fletcher Reede? Lead character from Liar Liar, shit film, shit new name, seems about right

Cheers Stevie

I hope so as he'll be driving us home to Newcastle about then

I smell a poll

Aye, do so. Greenwich/Deptford are staggering distance from here so I'm flexible. My work mate is 25 and half Asian, you can work your charms on him

You try to help the aged, and what do you get in return?.....

Just seen the replies, go on then Stevie- what's the place called, and did you bang her?

Cheers Meenzer, The Novotel is full, there's a few pokey b&b's available but i fancy something reliable. Found some apartments over the water in Stratford, might give them a go. Re.Pints-Thursday will be an early night, as I've to pick a van full of kit up from Eccleshall, Staffs,then get to site by 8.15 thursday morning, so I'll be eating then collapsing I could well be up for a gargle next week though, maybe the Wednesday? I'll keep you posted

Unless things have radically changed I doubt it! It'll be every twenty minutes later on, I'd guess. what time is the last one or two ? clicky

Right then London based chaps, any recommendations for digs in Greenwich? I'm there this thursday night, and next tuesday, & wednesday night. Working on Creekside development,(Creek Rd, Deptford Church St) so anything within walking distance would be a bonus Anyone know anywhere?

Ask the Bitch, that's his turf. Astra Taxis - google the number