Monkeys Fist

When Tiote puts the Vulcan Death Grip on a Man U player, then we can compare. Edit; Ah, just seen Fish's post above.… … great minds and that.

Never been there, but see that Horton Grange which is close by, robbing mugs, £99 a heed for some scran. I'd be wanting a blow job thrown in with that price, and a voucher for another one at a later date. You'd have £1 left over. Head down to Burradon and start flashing your coin, you'll get a nosh in no time. Right, outside! Now! Burradon chat up line ,that.

Return flight fae the toon would be £150 at least? You must speculate to ejaculate.

Nicely scanned btw Claire. Did it stick to the scanner?

Great start to the day.

Never been there, but see that Horton Grange which is close by, robbing mugs, £99 a heed for some scran. I'd be wanting a blow job thrown in with that price, and a voucher for another one at a later date. You'd have £1 left over. Head down to Burradon and start flashing your coin, you'll get a nosh in no time.

£100 spare= Hello Blagdon Farm Shop. Big fuck off meal.

Evil Flying Monkeys- what's not to like?

Have a good one Happy , and 3BitBob.

This beautiful beast is called an Aye Aye.

After my 2 hours mate, you can have as long as you want. It'll be like a binbag full of liver.

2 hours, just 2, with Salma Hayek. And a little bit of butter.

You think you got a good deal? Depending on appearances the fee goes up by a Blue WKD and an Asda Basics Multipack. Who's laughing now , eh?

Just had a pm off Pud saying I've been sold to N.O. for a can of Fosters and half a bag of Prawn Cocktail Skips. You pack of bastards.

Fistlet #2 is 1 year old today. Happy Birthday Sam, you little shit.

source? Contract talks are on hold as TT thinks his postings will deteriorate with age as his hair has and cannot guarantee his place on here in a years time. I think my previous years have proven I'm committed to the board and if they won't give me a new 5yr deal to recognise this, I may have to look elsewhere. Did someone mention Asda vouchers before …

Gold!

This thread proves beyond doubt that CT's tadger has inverted and become a minge.

Tidied a few bits for you

Welcome to the board, you spamming cunt.

Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Haad ya gob man!

Zoomed in to the bottom right. Found this

Sounds like someone watched Tremors. It's an aaful story

Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit.

Gayest thread of the week.