Monkeys Fist

You're right. The Mail is a fucking disgrace.

It's outrageous. A man watches his wife and child killed by a truck bomb- do the game designers not realise thousands of same sex couples will be utterly devastated by this blatant act of homophobia? The under representation of herms and rugmunchers in Games has gone on long enough , and I'm with Deaders in his Gay Rights. Crusade! Ban everything!!!!

Just finished graft. Marvellous! It's a rare thing, but come on the mackems- Agent Brewce, you have your orders.

Dutch courage eh, Murphy?

70s boobs were the Bomb! Especially when accompanied with a verdant bush. The only places they were ever seen were on Hammer Horror films or in that other 70s phenomenon- outdoor porn stashes.

Didn't get gas leaks under the Old Regime.

he's a hipster, I'm expecting a minimum of trendy freak boobs

Wasnt the cancelled game v Dippers?

Possibly. I just remembered it there out of the blue. I was sat at me Gran's waiting for it to come on (used to love it) then they announced it has been cancelled. Deputy Dawg was another favourite. You remember Huckleberry Hound?

Fuck me Alex, that's some memory. Touch of the Aspergers there?

No man! I posted Touché Turtle to acknowledge that you had Deaders in a corner for slagging folk on benefits. You're an employment consultant for the construction industry or something , aren't you?

If there's Tit pics on the go, I'll sponsor you pin a week or so when I get a cheque. Better be nips mind

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count. I thought you cleaned roofs for a living? When I'm not dashing about with my trusty sidekick, righting wrong(un)s. Which wronguns have you righted recently like? I'm sorry Stevie, can't break the Amphibious SuperHero Confidentiality Code. They'd have my cape.

Tit.

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count. I thought you cleaned roofs for a living? When I'm not dashing about with my trusty sidekick, righting wrong(un)s.

They forgot about the 3kg of porn on Laz's drive.

Are you saying that up until this point that HMRC records have not been cross-checked with benefit claimants? Until Pud got Ant on the case

Haha litterally lol'd at my desk there!

Haha well it looks like I might just have to do that after all now Might? Might? I just saved your life here, let's not hear anyone more "Mights".

What-Ho Fatty! Flounce over then? How's life on NO?

No bother, it's the least I could do after you promised to send me all those topless suicide bird pics.