Monkeys Fist

Harper's due one, the goal shy bastard.

That's fowl.

The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland Had a blonde moment.

Tit.

You can't even attempt when you've been on the drink the night before, I can never fart with confidence at such times. Sounds like a bag of jelly dropped on a bass drum?

My party piece is deeing Baker Street to the record. You'll be popular in Powerhouse with control like that.

More neck than a fucking Ostrich

Aye, Muller one is great. Also… And

Flight of the Bumblebee is just asking for a follow-thru mind.

Roasted In Porsche ?

Brum's new Championship kit

Looking to sign a winger.

Best way to be. When you stop laughing at people tripping up in the street, and stories about people falling through, there's nee turning back from being a miserable cunt. I still strike a ninja pose to fart , which my Mrs. & daughter find childish and hilarious respectively.

A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home.

Signature dish is big, fuck off mussels.

No, I've worn them.

I've heard whispers there's a new eaterie in North Shields. Hoose de Gémmille.

Black Door @ Biscuit Factory is a favourite. Clicky Hana Hana tepanyaki is good fun if there's a few of you.

Second hand oral hygiene products, mmmm… Swap you for last years keks.

Not twitter, but seen just now by my very own Baby Blues; a certain Hoover-nosed Dipper veteran heading south down St. James Boulevard in his privately plated Range Rover Sport. Reg: F8WLER. Someone please tell me he's retired and only in town to score some "Touchline Paint"

Eggcellent. Someone had to do it.

ditch the tissues, use the curtains....... cheap night in