Monkeys Fist

Typo?

5-0. Wilson double hat trick.

Would I be cowwect in thinking its a singular list of the alleged wapist?

This one?

How can you dispute it if you didn’t see it with your own eyes? Worth thinking about …

Just to piss Renton off a bit, when I was nuts deep in French clunge , the nearest Vietnamese served sake in little clay cups which had a lens in the bottom. When you took a drink you’d see the lens, look at it, and be confronted by a picture in the base of a full on, split-beaver, oriental lady of loose morals. Do this with Ms. Squelch and I’ll buy one.

Don’t beat yourself up man, it wasn’t all fun and flange, I had work to do too.* *. It was. I didn’t.

One of the greatest tragedies of Hefner’s will was that his tape of Dolly “enjoying herself” at the Playboy mansion went in a box to the bottom of the Pacific, along with other, now lost, treasures.

I love a good game of Bingo.

When I was dipping my wick in France, there used to be a fortnightly party held in a little village , Vagnas, ( aye ), where they’d serve Marquisette, a red wine and “alcohol” punch, for 50p a glass. There’d be 4-500 seasonal workers , Brits, French, Dutch, Aussies, every time, getting mullered. They’d open and close it with this… Was fucking hilarious hearing pissed French lasses trying to sing it. RIP Shane

Just a reminder- it’s 60 candles on a cake, not 60 cakes and a candle. Happy Birthday Weeble.

But… hang on. I thought they didn’t want to be in the Corrupt Preemya Leaygue? Isn’t this a perfect result for them?

SYP

He was/is fond of hoying it about like.

Could this be the week we finally get the hang of this football lark?

Is this a typo?

Are all the women hot?

Given their lifelong, not just since Oct 2021, status as defenders of humanitarian causes, I’m surprised either of these two touchers could bring themselves to watch a game between two murderous reygiymes. I’m sure they’ll both console each other at the weekly Amnesty meeting tonight.

The sequel Dawn ( maggy bastard Thewlis) of the Deeyd is worth missing.

As much as it’s fucking bullshit regarding the “Pelanty”, have to say those 11 lads out there tonight have done themselves proud, especially the nippers.

Ffs.

Can we bring Karius on as an extra keeper please?

Karma, bitch.