Monkeys Fist

No need. He has a nutsack full of these.

National Service, 1950s? My old man got lucky - he was volunteered to go to another regiment, who were then posted to the Caribbean, where he got tanned, and acquired a taste for Caribbean spice whilst his original regiment went to Suez.

Must’ve been a relief not to have to wear saucepan lids as hats though.

Which one is Soapy Soutar and which is Fat Boab?

Give it time.

Won’t be a problem finding someone to lay a cable in that place, though.

Ah shit, sorry… I forgot I was a sheeple.

The last Moustachioed Socialist in this country saved millions of lives.

Vhat about ze Madonna vis de big boobies?

Nice these Chinese Marxist Nazis doing their bit to be eco-friendly. What’s the problem?

He’ll answer when he’s good and ready…( and when he’s found some shouty cunt that’s made a YouTube clip of just over 10 minutes which addresses the thing.).

230,000+ avoidable deaths from COVID under Tory rule. What’s your point?

Self awareness not one of your strengths, is it?

It was never the same after Hulk Hogan retired.

How gutted will you be if you kark it next week?

Suck it up youths- I’ll be tending my soiled spuds and cabbages as I Dig For Britain whilst you lads get decimated by Russian drones.

I can’t see internment being a realistic option if it came to it. Unlike in WWII, I think the numbers of conscientious objectors would be in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions. We can barely manage to lock up 500 small boat lads, so the chances of locking up the likely numbers is zero. If it did happen, I’d expect a non-combat option to be given- logistics, medical assistants, manufacturing etc.

Suggestions for Wykiki’s mate’s nickname are in the General Chat thread.

Any nuclear strike on wearside would cause untold amounts of improvements.

We should contract this out to Tory owned companies with no previous experience, that seems to be the way.

Me and Fist Jnr. made full use of our allowed exercise time during lockdown by cycling everyday when there were no cars about. The skinny little goober still went through two PS controllers. I also sent him out at night to stab cats for the extra meat.

I’d take a guerilla role and break in to enemy camps and shit in their beds. Victory would be rapid.