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Monkeys Fist

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  1. That's vaguely bampy.
  2. I'll have you know I only frequent the finer establishments of this fair city, m'boy.
  3. Give up Luke, he's got you in a death grip with that comeback.
  4. I thought that , couldn't be arsed looking for the thread though.
  5. Bit up itself is it?
  6. Born- Baby Come Back, The Equals. 1st Day at School - Puppy Love, Donny feckin Osmond. 21st Birthday- Back To Life ,Soul II Soul
  7. One. Sweden, since that's where Grammar Police resides.
  8. Let's not even get started on the cooking.
  9. Knob Cheese. Which may, or may not, be yet another anagram of Christmas Tree. Put Christmas Tree into google translate (Swedish), then anagram the result. Lard Jut. I shit thee not.
  10. These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters; Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who?
  11. Says the bloke who posted his ugly mug on here not so long ago If you're going to choose someone's arse to be up then pick someone with a couple more neurones than Wacky You mean the pic I put in the "Post a Picture of Yourself" thread? Aye, vain bastard me.
  12. I'm hiding behind the Mrs' leg. That's my best man, Cleetus
  13. I work with RTA victims, and it's put me off roads for life. If I can't get there cross-country I don't go. Btw, here's one of my wedding pics. Thought you'd all be interested.
  14. Went to Bulemics Anonymous this evening. It was heaving. Edit; pick holes in that pedants!
  15. They're heed the baals as well! It's because most of them have that wild Irish/Scottish gene hiding away somewhere,mind so have I like.
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